pauu 🇰🇪 🇺🇸

@allarick3_ We ongea Tu na haujui unachopigana nacho,,kitawaramba nakuambia

@Hozay_n @the_sambu 🤣🤣😂. I don't know why this looks funny to me

@the_sambu Ours of choice

What many Kenyans are now noticing during the Africa Forward Summit is the contrast between professional presidential protection doctrine and the more politically performative VIP security culture often seen locally. Egyptian President Abdel Fattah el-Sisi's security detail operating with highly structured military-style discipline has drawn attention. Some term it "overdoing." Now, in Kenya, political VIP security, including that of the president, has at times evolved into crowd-control theatrics, convoy aggression, political chest-thumping, and officers concentrating around the principal instead of the threat environment. That is why in this video Egyptians' security detail protecting El sisi deploy an outward-facing formation. layered ring of protection, surveillance, movement discipline, strict spacing, and continuous environmental scanning, and it appears “extreme” to the average Kenyan observer. Yet that is considered standard executive protection professionalism, especially for a head of state from a country with a long history of terrorism threats, assassination risks, and regional instability. Egypt’s presidential protection system is heavily influenced by military doctrine, unlike Kenya, where VIP protection is more hybrid between police protocol, political optics, and public-order management. The Egyptian model is built on the assumption that any environment can rapidly become hostile. Actually El-Sisi is a former military officer and minister of defense. What stands out with President Abdel Fattah el-Sisi’s security detail is the level of discipline as seen, layered protection, and constant situational awareness. In countries like Kenya, where VIP protection becomes politicized & ceremonial, people get used to relaxed formations, overcrowding around principals as recently seen with President William Ruto, poor spacing, distracted officers, and excessive theatrics instead of actual protective doctrine. The Egyptian display on “basic” close-protection behavior appears intense to the Kenyan audience accustomed to casual VIP handling. The officers are constantly facing outward instead of admiring the principal. Elite details prioritize threat detection over optics. The principal is not the center of attention for the officers; the environment is. That is why you see the highly trained teams continuously scan rooftops, windows, crowds, and movement patterns even during seemingly calm events like the Africa Forward Summit. This is just an analysis! 🎥Credits.

@harith_tu @SomoinaKapeen Akikujibu nistue

@SomoinaKapeen How do you get properly clensed ? 🥹

Every time you share yourself with another, you don’t just touch them ~ you absorb them. Their vibration, their karma, their unresolved wounds, and their light (or lack of it) intertwine with your own. The Root Chakra (Muladhara) locks together, the aura expands, and a bond is created that can last years if not properly cleansed.

@Ashwaqi5 @TheNairobiTimez I don't need to understand because everything is obvious. It's Somali boys always doing these stupid shenanigans.

@kenyantechguy @TheNairobiTimez Did you even try to understand the point i was making?

A bodaboda rider was reportedly assaulted by a young Somali boy after the rider nearly hit him while the boy was filming content in the middle of a busy road. Watch 👇📽️

@Ashwaqi5 @TheNairobiTimez Kikuyu and luhya boys don't do these nonsense

@TheNairobiTimez As much as we do not in any way support this kind of behavior, it is important to avoid stirring hatred towards one community. Different people do crazy things out here but we don't see you write "something done by a young kikuyu boy or luhya". Just saying✌🏾

@KE_MrBlack Jana kukinyesha, while riding home, I used the same tactics. Road is flooded huwezi jua shimo iko wapi. Used a nduthi guy as measuring stick. Msee alikua analima shimo namuokota tuendelee na safari.

When driving at night, you sometimes deliberately let another car go ahead of you so it acts as your "guinea pig". If they hit a bump or a pothole, you know it’s time to slow down

@_Post_Hangover @Mghazake 🤣🤣 .eish mko na ubaya huku

@Mghazake Toka kwa mzazi umbwa hii🫴ati i literally felt bad badala uende kwako

My dad huingia kwa nyumba alafu kila mtu anaenda bedroom,leo ametuuliza mbona hatupendi kukaa na yeye😭I literally felt bad

@incense_lanegra @EcEssie Which cat? Hide id .

@EcEssie I gave my cat choma sausage from some company I cant recall, kalikataa kula

Wacha niwambie what happened. I tried giving birds noodles zikakataa kula, I replaced them with rice, and they ate the rice. Kwani noodles ni sumu? I tried giving them weetabix zikakataa pia. Kwani what's in these foods that hadi birds don't want them? This has made me question what were are feeding on so much bana.

@ItsCollow @tonykaromo @SomoinaKapeen @grok 🤣😂😅

@tonykaromo @SomoinaKapeen @grok what is the science behind this?

Nobody wants you to know this but if you coil naked copper wires on a stick, then stick one end to the soil and the other pointing upwards, plants become lush, more leafy and more produce. I learnt this from my cucu in her onions/berries space. I saw it in a farm today in Kiambu.

@Mzalendoh @KKmuly1612 @vinguard254 Say what you know, buana ama hata wewe hujui unajaribu kujustify upuus.

@KKmuly1612 @vinguard254 No it shows that Kenyans have no idea of singapore na hawataki kujua.Wanataka kuskia wakiiambiwa ata kama ni uwongo

kumbe story ya Singapore ilianza 1974, haikuanza Jana!

@Its_Willys @Fodanceinnit I have a macbook pro 2011 and the highest it could take is high Sierra

@Fodanceinnit I’m looking for an Apple/MacBook expert who can help install macOS Ventura on my MacBook Pro (Mid‑2012) using OpenCore Legacy Patcher. This would be a paid task, of course. Please reach out if you have experience with this process.

I have met several tech guys and most of them are so calm.Where do tech guys get such calmness?

@CoWakaka @Kenyans Yes, to the dumbest imbecile on the timeline.

@kenyantechguy @Kenyans The best line that you know

Sifuna once told me, if you defend the people, you will not make money in this regime - Kirinyaga Women Rep Njeri Maina

@CoWakaka @Kenyans Endea school fees yako bois.

@Kenyans Normal scripts. I told this guys to at least read the script given by KASONGO or even do some rehearsals with Murkomen b4 performance

@logicoemotions @cbs_ke 🤣😂😅. Bro nipples za sakaja ziko kwa uso?

@cbs_ke We should never allow women from voting. Like wtf, aty Sifuna because he’s a vibe. The same people voted for Sakaja over Igathe because of nipples

Alaa.... these baddies have been sifunaized..... Who is this Edwin Sifuna.... A movement or a PASSING CLOUD ☁️?

@_Makaveli_420 Huskii nilikua best striker huko mtakatifu Antonio kwa Natembeya jamaa ikaendea player wa ingwe. Hivo ndio nyota yangu ilizimwa buana, wacha nimalizane na kasongo kwanza ndio mtu alie.

When I was in high school hapo western Kenya there was this dude called Nabongolo. Jamaa ilikuwa inacheza football hadi finals na ilikuwa inapoach kama shit from KPL na ukimpeleka court jamaa iko na connections ajab. Nikiwa hapo Kibabii tulifika fainali flani na St Peter's Mumias buana. Ilikuwa hot game hapo Sudi Stadium. Tukaachiliwa twende tuwatch. Buana time ya game tukaona Tusker players kwa uwanja buana. 5th minute they were given penalty. We ended winning the game 2-1 and took the cup home. Nabongolo alitusukuma court bcoz of one player alikuwa anamjua. Huskii Trophy ilikuja ikachukuliwa kwa wardrobe ya Principal buana. Bro corrupted us sijui kama huyo jango ni principal bado.

@morarakebaso In luhya Land ugali imeiva hutoa a certain aroma that makes neighbours hungry. Hio yako ni upus na umbwedede. Sifuna amepika ugali gen-z wakasikia harufu, and they all want a bite. Anyway kiti moto ni how much kwa workshop yako?.

Where i come from tunajuanga ugali imeiva by rolling it into a ball and throwing it to the wall. If it falls off imeiva. If it sticks haijaiva. It is not the first time we are having a wave. We always have waves and hypes. But do we ever ride them to power? Do we solidify them into a party? When you are high that is the time to think. Because if you lose that moment you will not get it again. I really admired the Tawe Movement by George Natembeya. It had a beautiful message which was “maskini akiwa na njaa hawezi kuchagua kiongozi bora, toa mluyha kwa umaskini ili anusurike kiasasa” If it had solidified into a political party it would have had MPs who can vote against oppressive policies or impeach a corrupt leader who is eating development keeping people poor. I was so obsessed and in love with the GenZ movement. I used to sleep and see Kenya changing. I gave it my all. I was ready to die. My own family could not believe me. They wondered if I loved Kenya than I loved them. When it didn’t result in a political party I started wondering how exactly we hoped to capture power and populate positions with men and women of integrity. Our waves are quick like a horny man’s ejaculation. They come and die quickly. Because they are not grounded on shared values. We have not agreed as a nation to reject corruption including that which is done by people from our communities. To that extent we are dishonest to ourselves. I hope this one leads to a political party that can capture majority in parliament and the executive office of the president so that we control policy reforms and repair injustice. I hope. But it begins with funding. Who is funding us and why? Are our people ready to break loyalty with tribalism?

@ResidentSiaya @aaasoms Because his mind is always in a parallel fictious reality. When it comes to real issues in kenya huyo Boys' hananga idea. Good example ni NHIF to sha and many more I can't mention.

@aaasoms Haha, Kasongo aoshwe? The same guy who makes eloquent speeches mbele ya Trump and other global leaders?

In the presidential debate between Kasongo and Sifuna. Sifuna ataosha Kasongo mbaya sana.

@DCI_Kenya No, they did not exercise restraint. They saw rungus and angry faces. Hata wewe disiyai unaweza subutu kweli?

INQUIRY INTO MOB INJUSTICE INCIDENT IN MBALE, VIHIGA COUNTY The Directorate of Criminal Investigations (DCI) strongly condemns the tragic incident of mob injustice that occurred on February 21, 2026, at approximately 12:00 PM, resulting in the death of George Olande Otobe, aka Omundu, during a political rally in Mbale Town, Vihiga County. Preliminary investigations have established that Otobe allegedly stabbed Hussein Hassan in the head after an altercation, provoking bystanders to retaliate against Otobe, which ultimately resulted in his death. A knife was recovered from the scene, and Otobe's body was transported to Vihiga County Referral Hospital mortuary, pending a postmortem examination. A postmortem examination was conducted today, and the cause of death was established as multiple severe head injuries consistent with mob violence. Following the examination, the body was transferred to the Jaramogi Oginga Odinga Teaching and Referral Hospital (JOOTRH) Hospital Mortuary for preservation. Identification documents indicate that Otobe is a resident of Kisumu County and worked as a boda boda rider. This tragic event unfolded in the vicinity of the Linda Mwananchi rally that was held in Kakamega on the same day. While the Constitution of Kenya guarantees every person the right, peaceably and unarmed, to assemble, to demonstrate, to picket, and to present petitions to public authorities under Article 37, this right is explicitly conditioned on participants remaining peaceful and unarmed. The DCI reiterates that although citizens have the right of assembly, they can only exercise it peaceably and unarmed, as clearly provided in the Constitution. The DCI extends its heartfelt condolences to the family, relatives, and friends of the late George Olande Otobe for this profound loss. We also wish Mr. Hussein Hassan a speedy and full recovery from his injuries. Preliminary investigations reveal that organisers of the Linda Mwananchi rally had armed their supporters, contrary to the constitutional requirement and principles of peaceful assembly. The DCI firmly insists that organisers of all political rallies and public gatherings must ensure their supporters remain unarmed and conduct proceedings in a peaceful manner to prevent escalation into violence. Failure to uphold this obligation contributes to breaches of public order and endangers lives. The DCI commends the officers on the ground for exercising restraint in a volatile situation, thereby preventing further escalation and potential loss of life. Investigations into this incident have commenced in earnest, and all those found culpable, whether for the mob injustice or any related offences, including arming supporters, will be dealt with firmly and in accordance with the law. No one is above the law, and the DCI remains committed to upholding justice, maintaining public safety, and protecting the rights of all Kenyans. The public is encouraged to provide any information that may assist in the investigations through FichuaKwaDCI 0800 722 203 (Toll-free), WhatsApp at 0709 570 000, or report at the nearest police station.

@Wafunya 🤣🤣

“Kuna siku matako yangu iliwekwa kwa timeline kavu kavu buana. Ilibidi nifungue twitter space nijieleze.”

@_fels1 Hasira ya 2007/2008 will not allow more than 60 seconds of eye contact.

You're given just 2 minutes with President Ruto. What is that one thing you will tell him to do for Kenyans before end of first term?

@ledamalekina @evenmaina You'll still not be included coz viti zinaweza nuka pupu

@evenmaina Keep the table. I’ll wait for when the adults start the meeting.

Another weekend, another rally. Because who needs rest, reflection, or productivity when we can yell ourselves hoarse from Kakamega to Siaya? Soon even the fuel will give up before we do. Can we please draft a better script for this nation? I refuse to clap for chaos.