Stephen Cairns

@paulhutcheon He's got a girlfriend 😱😂

EXC: Reform Scotland in 'cronyism' row after top candidate's girlfriend handed press officer role. dailyrecord.co.uk/news/politics/…

@davidstoker_lfc @Everton Absolutely roastin' if it was same as mine 🔥

Pie review: Steak Pie, @Everton. No Ivorian beef or deep fried Mars Bars in my section. Not the worst pie I've ever eaten, but average at best. We're talking Vauxhall Astra pie with an Rolls Royce price tag. Could and should be much better. 💷 £6.20 ⭐️ 6 #davesfootballtravels ⚽️

@Hoidy Spot on, a lot of slick passing but absolutely no cutting edge. We gifted them a goal, better decision making from Nygren and Maeda in 1st half and it would've been cakewalk.

If Celtic had a bit more quality on the ball we score 5 or 6 here. Motherwell for all the nice fitbaw barely threatened.

@JungleLion_ Matters not a jot at this stage, table never lies

Let’s be brutally honest ……Motherwell are a far better football team than Celtic

@jamesst50264523 @5Starsltd His head is being devoured by the rest of his body 😂

@5Starsltd Tom you’re going to burst

Usually so reliable from the spot, Tom, Barry and Ian discuss Taverniers miss on sunday. The new episode of the 5 Stars Podcast is available NOW here - youtu.be/SqBI04cXRjI

@JamieBrysonLLB Glorious GIRFUY 🖕🍀🇮🇪

Rangers fans just right to go onto pitch to defend the players from the vile and repulsive Celtic fans.

Blew a 2 goal lead last week, home advantage again today against a pretty poor Celtic side without our captain and best players and bringing on Mvuka, they win BOTH the penalty kick coin tosses and still they can’t beat us 🤣 #bottlers

@Hoidy It looks offside but we don't do ourselves any favours with the tech we're using and camera angles 😬

Probably the most ridiculous set of lines I’ve ever seen VAR draw 😂

Looking forward to three stress-free days before Celtic’s cardiac assassination squad try to take me out again.

Not going to enjoy any part of the rest of season. Sitting rattling watching these games.

@AGCeltic__ @CeltExchange 😜

Dujon Sterling

Beaton looked like he was watching the Queens funeral on that monitor.

Enjoyable

@Hoidy 10 out of 10 in the run in 😬🤨....

A draw that feels like a win and honestly might be the fucking catalyst we need to go and put a run together

@campbellclaret @RestIsPolitics @RoryStewartUK A convenient diary clash for Rory 🤭 not wanting to upset 'his friend the King' 🤓

Yes yes yes we hear you @RestIsPolitics emergency episode on Andrew’s arrest recorded and out soon. @RoryStewartUK is otherwise detained (practising for the next Winter Olympics) but we have a splendid stand in - former Lord Chancellor and all round top bloke Charlie Falconer. Just running it all by the, er, lawyers.

@asimrabbani BBC Rangers Rabble 😂

Do not let anyone kid you that’s fantastic nights work for Celtic in the end in terms of the outcomes in both games. Last minute winner for the Ox and that lot dropping late points to 10 men Motherwell. Already hearing on the radio that it’s a good point apparently 😂🤦🏽‍♂️bottlers

@PMJawn I think the jury is still out, be interesting to see if they come calling again in the summer for the same money 😐

Now put some respect on this guys name, he’s a £25m player whether you like it or not, the Summer 24 transfer window was not the “catastrophe” it’s been deemed to be by many… it’s probably the last one where we actually acted like a proper football club.

@mgriffin8622 Watt and Maswanishe, send Welsh and Kenny the othet way as a sweetener 😬

Wld you sell Engles for if we brought in Mulligan & Maswanhise? 🤷‍♂️

@davidstoker_lfc @MuirkirkJFC1937 Local butchers, Dawsons ?

A unique concept of mini pies available at @MuirkirkJFC1937. £1.20 a go with a variety of options. I had a full size pie (more about that later) first, otherwise might have tried a selection, beer flight style. Asked what was the best one and sampled the Steak & Black Pudding.