Kerry, a mirrorball.

This is the hill I will die on

@KimFishlegs It’s so annoying isn’t it?! Also long car journeys hurt my butt now 🤣🤣

@denimdickhead It is a bit though…

@kerrysversion This is not true !!

Springsteen movie made me bawl like a baby 10/10 best movie of the year

@denimdickhead I wish you wouldn’t talk about me like that

Can the bird that sounds like a drunk bloke die already

@denimdickhead Like really, what is wrong?! 🤣🤣

Fuck Wetherspoons all my homies miss the skiing doo

@denimdickhead What is wrong with you?

I think stu jr will despise me

Uni life, daughter FaceTiming at 11pm to ask me about use by dates on chicken…

@TicketmasterCS I got in on a different device but took 7 minutes which is a long time when you’re trying to access a presale. And it’s always the case with popular artists, something always goes wrong

@kerrysversion Hi, please try typing in the code manually, ensuring there are no hidden spaces when attempting to confirm your code. Thanks.

Everytime @TicketmasterUK why can you not sort your site out so people can actually buy tickets??

@AndyAgfitness Taylor has announced a new album, just for us all to have some joy again 🤣

I feel like we’re overdue a bit of nonsense. It’s been a while since a royal death or missing submarine. need something we can all get behind, lift the mood abit ya know.

@pburgoyne75 I’ll need to get it in catch up, just got to Campbeltown and saw it on here, delighted for him

Lewis Capaldi back on stage at Glastonbury 🥹

@VonnSand Bite me

Heard it’s really rainy back home. Sorry to hear that. It’s beautiful here in Berlin.

@sarajcox He looked like James Cordon

Tell me about a date that went wrong/was memorable/hilarious in 6 words or so? Bad breath, weird shoes, boring conversation? Lemme know please!

@MrsMaden_CCPS @CorpusChristi_K @PEPASSGlasgow What a performance! I love that they all get the opportunity to shine xx

An outstanding performance from Corpus Elite tonight 🤩 well done team!! you made me so so proud 🥰 there was so much talent on display night - I’m glad I wasn’t judging @CorpusChristi_K @PEPASSGlasgow

@AndyAgfitness Fuck yes! Excellent news pal

my da got the all clear from cancer! i’m gonnae go and drink 72 beers. Have a great weekend team♥️

I like to throw soy sauce at sad people. Kikkoman while he’s down.

@VonnSand Happy Birthday Smallest Sandlan!

That’s it. Kid 4 has turned 16, and I have officially got them all to adulthood safely. Beyond proud of this wee belter and her kind, thoughtful, loving approach to life. Here’s to many returns 🥂

@nicolalalalala Da fuq? Have you? How bizarre!

Am I fighting myself? I am a silly goose

An amazing £621.50 was raised today for a Summer Fun Day for all the children in June! Thank you to the children, parents and our Mrs Mungall for volunteering today! The children did amazing, polite and enthusiastic! @CorpusChristi_K @MrsFarrell_CCPS