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oh my god is it Andy Burnham

@Steven_Swinford and al cairns becomes the anyone but those two candidate.

Could Ed Miliband succeed Keir Starmer? Senior figures on the soft left say Angela Rayner just isn't up to it. There are concerns she would be a 'complete liability' - and that's before you get to the outstanding HMRC inquiry Andy Burnham is struggling to find a seat. And even if he finds a seat, secures NEC approval and manages to win it - none of which is a given - he wouldn't be in Westminster for months We reported today that Miliband has explicitly told Cabinet colleagues that he would be prepared to stand if Streeting triggered a contest. This was denied by those close to Miliband But ministers are today saying that it will have to be him if Streeting goes over the top. The soft-left can only have one candidate, and at the moment he is the logical choice...

@ShippersUnbound happy birthday tim. look forward to reading it!

Always fun when a cabinet minister forces a total rewrite of the magazine cover story on your birthday 50 mins before print time. Cheers, Wes

@DPJHodges you were also right about the need to cancel the monday speech because nothing good would come of it and also a focal point for rebellion. cancel it and there was no rallying moment to the plp and media.

Cabinet Minister messages: "You were right about Josh Simons being a Shabana [Mahmood] plant then".

@S1dTR0tt3r147 burnside?

Tony Stamp - Reform Jim Carver - Green June Ackland - Labour Reg Hollis - Count Binface Party

@BurnsideWasTosh bbc are saying a 'car' did some terrorism. presumably autonomous. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

Sunrise will be 6.37am GMT tomorrow (7.37am BST), five minutes earlier than it was when the clocks changed to Hitchens Time in October and yet we have another 4 weeks of this nonsense to benefit imaginary milkmen.

Someone saved all of the Epstein emails from the releases and set up a Gmail clone site that you can scroll as if you were in Jeffery's Gmail. You can search by contacts, photos and even flight history. 👉 jmail.world

@Beigerevenge thick as a whale sandwich

Adam’s as thick as pigshit

@MarcherReborn where has tosh gone?? i'm bereft.

If Machado comes to power, this will be an incredible joint effort by the 2025 Nobel and FIFA Peace Prize winners

@KimDotcom maduro asked trump to come in and get him. that's not illegal. they did a deal.

Sounds like an Illegal rendition to me. How many were killed to achieve this?

@moanup one coffin contains paloma faith?

One coffin contains Alan Carr

@BurnsideWasTosh bollards of peace

@SartorialThug sigh

We must only be a few days away from people renaming the BBC to "our" BBC, like they have with the NHS.

@sniffpetrol i asked gemini. it might be wrong, i have no knowledge.

@sniffpetrol this one? autoevolution.com/news/spyshots-…

Does anyone remember a spy photo from years ago showing a massively shortened Audi A8 on test somewhere near Lotus HQ in Norfolk? I'm sure I didn't imagine it, but can't find any evidence of it online.

@MittenDAmour disgusting. unfollow

“No, no, I meant *disposable* people, like blacks and school kids - not rich white men!”

@stucrow @pinstripedline if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all @stucrow if you can't appreciate the hours that went into creating this superb free-to-read content, I suggest you keep your petty replies in your head. fascinating thread @pinstripedline. thank you.

@pinstripedline The most embarrassing thing in all this is you adopting a daft Americanism when you mean "Harold Wilson died".

In 1995 previously unseen documents reveal No10 & the MOD had a huge falling out over Tony Blairs airfare for an RAF flight to attend Harold Wilsons funeral. Read on for a PSL thread involving a tale of Treasury policy, MOD parsimony and minor members of the Royal Family...

@cjsnowdon why does the hilarious link not work anymore? they've deleted it?

One of the least compelling sob stories you'll ever read. telegraph.co.uk/money/earn-345…