Kev Hatchett 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇬🇧 🇫🇰

@InsideLucysHead None of it matters if he's going to get his noggin chewed off after the act!

Online dating profile of a male praying mantis... Attractive. Brainy. Romantic. Faithful. Makes good food. Gives great head.

@2LivesCid English mate ..... One wife is more than enough .. 😱

@kev_hatch Woo hoo. One for each wife 👍

I remember when a coffee cost 25p in the local spit and sawdust cafe The young today are happy to pay £5.50 for a hazelnut latte in Starbucks than save up to buy a house. Thick as pig mince..

@2LivesCid 2 actually 🤣🤣🤣

@kev_hatch And you have your own house now. See how it works ?

@1554buchanan @James_WE_Smith Am I remembering right that we were sent through Falkland Sound to try and locate any land based Exocets? I've had a drink or two since then 🤔

@James_WE_Smith Frigates were deployed on potential suicide missions during Falklands conflict. In the absence of minesweepers, they were ordered to patrol areas to clear any mines. This was to make a safe passage for more valuable assets to get through.

"Isn't it bizarre that no one complains when the army or air force loses a tank or plane, but all hell breaks loose when a warship sinks? Warships are meant to be used—and some will be lost. But we are here to employ our forces, not languish in fear of risk or for enemy..." ––First Sea Lord Henry Leach (1923-2011) commenting on risk adversity in modern politics, academics like Sir Micheal Howard (1922-2019) and the modern media.

@TotalMotorcycle 1100, 1200 and 1500.

Q. Ever rode a Honda Gold Wing? The Honda Gold Wing, the iconic touring bike has been with us for several decades, but have you rode one?

@EssKayFlex @higgyboson There's an old saying ... Put the time in, get the time off. Suck it up.

@kev_hatch @higgyboson And now we'll have to work till we're 90, not enjoy a retirement or a pension, and not even be able to own our own house. Yet we're somehow still the privileged entitled ones when you own 2 houses and are rubbing it in the face of people that'll never be able to afford one.

Dear Techboy, You seem to be slightly annoyed at people who own larger than average homes after they've worked for 50+ years. We have a lovely big bungalow with a large garden, summerhouse, huge workshop for me, smaller workshop for Mrs Higgy. The garden faces South so we get lots of sun and, as there's lots of glass on the rear of the house it benefits from huge amounts of solar heat gain when the sun pokes out from behind the clouds in the winter. We're all toasty and warm because we've insulated it really well and have a very efficient heating system. We can park both vehicles on the driveway, which is nice. We have a massive garage too. Which is useful for storing all manner of.... well, stuff. We've made one of the bedrooms into a dedicated music room. It's rather lovely. I can listen to all my old vinyls and, as we're detached, I can play them REALLY loud without upsetting any neighbours. You'd love it. The loft space is absolutely ginormous too. We could probably convert it into a swanky apartment and rent it out to someone for a tenner per month as a "gesture", including all bills, but do you know what? We don't really want to share. We like it as it is. Oh, and we have a huge Easter Island statue in the front garden just because we can. I don't feel guilty about any of this by the way. Mrs Higgy spent her entire 40 year career as an NHS nurse, which is some feat. And, at 66, I'm still slogging my guts out as a Painter and Decorator which isn't just about painting someones kitchen ceiling but involves lots of climbing up and down ladders and clambering over scaffolding etc. So, in summary, we like it here and we're staying.

@higgyboson Ex RN, chef and truck driver. Not born into money, just hard graft and no extravagance.

@higgyboson I retired at 49, spent 3.5 years riding my motorcycle around the world, settled in my house in France afterwards. I own a house in the UK too which is rented out, nice earner soon to be sold off for my pension pot, and I'll still take my state pension thank you.

@MediaSOI Next thing ya know they'll be telling us St. George was Turkish .. Tch!!!

Every single time. So fucking predicable these cunts

@AndrewKenyon6 HMS Exeter

@kev_hatch HMS Plymouth? 🫡

Time to raise a glass to my shipmates, ships coy, submariners that 44 years ago were heading 8000 miles south towards battle in the Falklands whilst back home there was a flurry of activity as the rest of the task force assembled and readied to sail 🫡👊🇬🇧🇫🇰

@phughes76340646 Won't be any better .. The Monarchy died with Liz.

Do you want William to be king now before his father does anymore damage to the monarchy

@TheGriftReport DWA perhaps? - Driving While Asian. Whoever - Should not see the light of day again.

9-year-old girl killed and two other children injured after two men allegedly high on drugs smashed their BMW into a family car in Birmingham. The horror crash happened at 11pm on Icknield Street in Hockley. The men, aged 22 and 23, were arrested at the scene on suspicion of causing death by dangerous driving and driving while unfit through drugs. The little girl died in hospital shortly after the collision.

@GHWTowler Scary that they are garnering support ... Reap what you sow 🤦‍♂️

Reaching out to the working man and woman latest.

@RDPHistory Pug, Piss, Stinging Nettle.

3) Meanwhile, Jeane Kirkpatrick, the US Ambassador to the UN isn't present, as she is attending a celebratory dinner with the Argentine Ambassador!! She is heavily criticised in both the New York Times & Washington Post for such a crude and blatant display: she knew all along.

April 2nd 1982: The UN Security Council convenes. Argentine representative Eduardo Roca defends the Argentine invasion: "In an act which responds to an Argentine demand and in defence against the recent acts of aggression provoked by the United Kingdom"... 1/3

Mine was a fixed Motorola in the car, my first mobile was number 6 I think, but I’ve had most of these lol and still got a 6210 #phone

@DickDelingpole More money than sense!

I’ve finally accepted that my iPhone 11 with 64GB of memory needs replacing. I’ve had it several years. There’s not even enough memory to take a system update. It doesn’t even hold a charge for whole day. A 17e arrives today.

@cikatrizando ¿Sabías que... los vellos alrededor de tu ano están conectados a tus pestañas? ¿No me crees? Arranca uno y se te saltarán las lágrimas.

Si los pelos de la nariz son para filtrar el aire, entonces los del qlo para q sirven???

@JoeLayton96 A sharp stick and leave them to it .. They'll soon stop coming.

One of the reasons I decided to go into politics isn’t something I talk about enough. Back in 2022, serving on HMS Dasher with Coastal Forces Squadron, we were tasked with assisting Illegal Channel crossings. I had to board these boats and rig them for recovery into Dover. What I found stuck with me… Abandoned IDs. Cash. Phone chargers. Tools. I even pulled a wallet from the water. Discarded like it meant nothing. why would someone throw away their identity? 👉Because they don’t want to be identified. 👉Because they know the system is broken. I’ve seen it first-hand. Britain has lost control of its borders. We’ve lost our standards. We’ve lost accountability. It’s time to restore British values. 🇬🇧 That means strong borders. That means proper enforcement. That means mass deportations for those here illegally. ‼️This operation cost the government £29,433,762. No more pretending. No more weakness. Roll on a @RestoreBritain_ Government !