Kevin

Christ is King.

@9mmsmg I often don’t even flip them, leaving some of the whites runny.

The perfect egg is over easy. When I say over easy, I mean very easy. A quick flip just to solidify the whites. Maybe 8 total seconds in the pan with the burner off. The yolk should run all over the plate when pierced. I always see sad eggs online. Fried hard with everything crispy, and the yolk basically hard boiled. Why would you do something so terrible? It's like a well-done filet mignon. I'd write about my disdain for egg whites alone, but it's still early, and I don't want to ruin my day. An example of the perfect egg below:

@saveusculture All I hear is apologetics for continued immigration. No thanks.

This is actually a great statement from Rubio. It’s a classic politician move: give a generic response to a specific question. Nowhere in the response does he actually say that opposing immigration from India is stupid.

@nostalgiafkninc Holy fucking patriot.

So far I, personally, have called ICE on 72 individuals and 53 of them along with their families have been deported.

Many people say “We just have to wait til the boomers die off!” Unfortunately, boomerism, like wokism, is an ideological infection. And it will likely live on long after the last boomer has died.

@41KOOR @GuyJones1111 I hate how fair of a question this is.

@GuyJones1111 How many qualifications?

🚨Preacher said the wife is under her husband's authority🚨

@revenant_MMXX Saw Korn when they opened for SOAD a few years ago and it was one of my favorite shows. I don’t feel bad about it.

Growing up is realizing that you can like poser-crushing extreme metal and still think Korn and Limp Bizkit are fun

@romanhelmetguy I’d buy that.

I am going to create the first chud translation of the Odyssey. I’ll market it by saying that, because I am a chud, I understand Homer in a way that non-chuds can’t. Then when I’m called out on this, I’ll say it’s just a normal translation and my critics are chud-hating sexists.

@xwanyex Well silly you because the foreigner who lives next to me gifted me a statue that says Americans are retarded and also that it trumps all other statues, so I guess we’re screwed 🤷‍♂️

@patdman83 You have to go back. I am not sorry about it.

@kevinonymous You’re an idiot.

I would happily see my portfolio take a 100% hit if it meant 100% of immigrants and their anchor babies were removed from the country permanently. I would rather die poor and struggling in my own country than wealthy and comfortable in an unrecognizable economic zone.

@xwanyex @MostlyMonkey Funny enough really good bartenders (should) make way more than $50k a year. But yeah, I think there’s a lot of people who simply can’t imagine salaries in the several hundreds of thousands.

People are absolutely unaware how much money you can make.

The people who insist on lowering academic standards for blacks are the real racists.

You may be wondering why immigrants hate us so much. After all, they were allowed to come to America, and prosper greatly by doing so, and a large portion of the population bent over backwards to welcome them and make them feel at home. If you don't understand realpsych, you would expect them to be grateful. But that's not how people actually work. Human beings are grateful for gifts and favors only up to the point where they feel they can no longer repay them. Once that point is passed, once a person can no longer repay his debts, then he has a choice between two narratives for understanding the rest of his life. "I am a charity recipient, not a self-sustaining human being." "I was entitled to what I took from those people, because they are bad, or weak, or horrible, or something." In other words, if you give someone too much, more than they deserve, more than they can possibly earn, they become ungrateful little swine, precisely in order to preserve their own psychological well being. And they will surround themselves with others who participate with them in that collaborative lie. Sometimes people can make entire careers out of pandering to the over-privileged and under-deserving. Careers like "publicist". Or "immigration lawyer". And they will invent an entire mythos to preserve their self-worth. They will convince themselves that thriving off undeserved gifts makes them the elite of humanity, while those whose inheritance was taken from them are some mental stereotype of drunken "Biff", who partied his way through a second rate IT school. There's just one small problem that they must handwave away or ignore if they can. Biff's great-grandparents build America into the greatest nation on Earth. Biff's grandparents won WW2. Biff's parents invented the internet, and flew astronauts to the moon. Biff's entire tribe was thriving. Otherwise there would have been nothing to give to immigrants, and no reason for them to come here. Meanwhile, all of the places that the immigrants are coming from have existed a lot longer than America, and been filled with the ancestors of those immigrants, and lots of other people who are like them in every way. They had centuries, sometimes millennia, to get their shit together and build something where they were. They didn't. They had to go live in someone else's country, for "opportunities". Of course they have to pretend that they "deserve" those "opportunities" more than the very people whose ancestors created the "opportunities" in the first place. Because otherwise they would have to admit the one thing their self-esteem could never endure.... Leaving their own nations, and their tribes, was an admission of abject failure.

@esrtweet @gurgle_io The fact that so many tech companies have Indian CEOs who prefer hiring Indians on H1Bs over Americans shows that your trust is misplaced.

@gurgle_io I trust the O-1 types to be both willing and able to assimilate and become a net positive both economically and culturally.

One of the more transparent forms of dishonesty on the current political scene is using high-skill immigration (the kind of people who come in on O-1 visas) to argue against the kind of border controls that might keep out violent low-IQ riffraff. You open-borders advocates out there are not helping your case with people like me who have libertarian inclinations towards a moderate policy by talking as though restrictionists don't want more Elon Musks in this country. Stop this. You're not fooling anybody. What the restrictionists want is not to have this country flooded with handout-seeking trash who refuse to assimilate and drive down wages. These are not O-1 people they are talking about, if only because the reality is that there are so few potential immigrant geniuses in the world that they can't have any effect on the job market that's distinguishable from statistical noise. The restrictionists are falling into an error of their own. They're getting angrier and angrier about trash immigrants - which is reasonable - and overreacting into trying to shut down all legal immigration and even denaturalize people here who aren't welfare clients. Which is not reasonable. If that happens - and it might - the blame should fall on everybody who advocated for heavily subsidizing trash immigrants. Illiterate truck drivers who murder families, MS-13 gangbangers, Somali health-care fraudsters, and the like. There is no good case for not deporting these people, and when you whine about losing top scientists you are not just talking past the real problem, you are insulting everyone's intelligence. There will be a reckoning for these abuses. I think every attempt you make to change the subject and delay it will eventually make it harsher.

@esrtweet Denaturalization, even for those who are not on welfare, is actually perfectly reasonable. Anchor babies, whose parents scored on a technicality, do not belong here and since this isn’t a sportsball game we can just overrule the call on the field.

@xwanyex Both of those frames are selfish and l anti-patriotic. The only “fix” is to repent and return to their homeland to make amends. I can understand it and also have zero sympathy for them.

@avidseries Nah you’re actually allowed to prefer that your country be for people of the same heritage as you.

It's almost impossible to view these people as anything other than insecure downwardly-mobile losers afraid of competition from more talented immigrants.

After two decades as a loyal Horde player in world of warcraft since 2004 and after real life events have forged me into the pinnacle of unapologetic racism… in this moment of supreme clarity, I finally understand the Alliance’s righteous, burning hatred for the Horde. Who the fuck would ever want a filthy swarm of stinking orcs and trolls invading your clean neighborhood, polluting the air with their savage, primitive reek and turning everything into a disgusting mud hut ghetto? The Alliance was right the entire time.

Quarter million likes for attempted baby murder

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