Kefan

Some people think that football is a matter of life or death. Fucking idiots.

@Skint_Eastwood1 Relax mate. It’s a joke.

“Where’s the Bloke, Darling?” – The Harry Enfield Sketch That Would Get Cancelled in 5 Seconds Flat Today 😂 Classic Harry Enfield & Paul Whitehouse sketch: Footballers interviewed by a woman doesn’t go well at all. “Where’s the bloke, darling?” “Where’s the bloke, love?” “Go on, get the bloke!” The woman calmly says “I am the bloke” and they just completely blank her, demanding the actual bloke for the proper football chat. 🤣 Repetitive, awkward, and brilliantly deadpan. Proper old-school British comedy. No chance they’d get away with this nowadays 😂 They’d be cancelled before the ad break.

Check out my new matchday video “Kelty On The Brink” , featuring @ICTFC vs @KeltyHeartsFC on my @Youtube channel. youtu.be/laKz_5QAErw?si…

So Michael Stewart’s covering the Saints v Pars game tonight. Hope you’re happy now.

Frame of the Game: @ICTFC vs @KeltyHeartsFC #Nikon #D7500 #FrameOfTheGame full album flic.kr/s/aHBqjCRnyz

@BBCchrismclaug When that “journalist” is Michael Steward, I’d suggest it’s the viewer who benefit….

Who benefits when clubs or governing bodies ban journalists? bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

@johnwalker_1986 1. I think you mean “precedent” rather than “precedence”. Very different. 2. He’s not criticising the standard of refereeing, he is accusing people of corruption. Also very different. It’s a serious allegation and in any other profession, he’d be explaining himself to HR

A Very Dangerous Precedence SFA An absolute shambles of a decision this & it is exactly the type of behaviour that gets journalist chucking low-ball questions to NT Managers, Old Firm Managers & the rest. The Association of the country cannot ban/dictate to a company, that you have sold rights to the tournament for, that their employees cannot attend the National Stadium because he said something they don't like. Scotland doesn't actually have any freedom of speech law, so it's not an illegal act, but it is a very dangerous precedence to be setting by the SFA who are meant to represent the whole country & not just the standard of refeering... which is considered embarrassing at a Continental level. If this wasn't Michael Stewart, it wouldn't be funny 🤣

@PremSportsTV @mstewart_23 Ridiculous banishing him to the car park - we can still hear him from there. I believe there’s a spot at the top of Ben Nevis that has absolutely no cell signal - send him there. Please.

"I've been banished to the car park here" 🗣️ @mstewart_23 shares his thoughts on today's Semi-Final between Dunfermline and Falkirk 🏆 #ScottishCup

@NHSHCommenter @GolfDigest And I figure you’re a wee fanny. Fuck off an annoy some cunt else.

@kevmersh @GolfDigest Figured since you couldn't understand a common golf joke tweet, you were ancient

Rory McIlroy said that in the weeks leading up to the Masters, there were days he would drop off Poppy at school, fly to Augusta, play a round, and make it back home in time for dinner. Perks of being the defending champ. 😂

@NHSHCommenter @GolfDigest How original.

@kevmersh @GolfDigest ok boomer

@Vintage_Gers The Umbro one the single button collar was always my fave.

What was everyone’s favourite ?

@NHSHCommenter @GolfDigest It’s his JOB you fucking idiot

@GolfDigest This is not "one of us"

Please check out my newest matchday video “Opportunity Missed” featuring @KeltyHeartsFC and @OfficialQosFC on @youtube youtu.be/x-V6q9G_9Y4?si…

@richfurness @joshpearson180 @anonymous_darts Do English cunts ever drink their beer or just lob it around everywhere? Fuckin weirdos.

@AlexForbesOps So still lighter, faster and more economical than a Harley then?

The crawler-transporter might be equally as impressive as the rocket itself. Each track pad is 2,000 lbs and it gets 32 feet per gallon of diesel. Incredible piece of equipment.

@TaraBull Since when was the hokey-cokey fuckin sobriety test?

Florida authorities released body cam video of golf legend Tiger Woods after his rollover crash last week.

If you haven’t seen it already, please check out my new video “A Win At Last” over on @YouTube featuring the match highlights from @KeltyHeartsFC win at @theacciesfc youtu.be/bDciT9aMMts?si…

@90sfootball Danny Zuco giving it the auld “haud me back routine”. All he needs is a 20-deck of Embassio Regalio tucked up the sleeve of his shirt.

Celtic 🆚 Rangers in the 90s 👊

@80s_Kidz A bike

I called this a backie growing up. What did you call it?

@mitzpatel85 @tiff_tv @MotoGP @suziperry @grok It’s 20 mins long, just watch the fkn thing!

@tiff_tv @MotoGP @suziperry @grok summarise what happened in the race

Thank heavens for @MotoGP! They've got the wonderful @suziperry, Grid Girls and something called RACING!! It was only the 10 lap sprint but the World Champion took out the pole sitter and a former World Champion fought through to victory and then fell off doing a 100mph wheelie!

@bikesontnt Harley Davidsons have no right being anywhere near a motorcycle race track. Stick a plough behind them and get them working in the fields where they belong.

That was SAVAGE 🤯 Dimas Ekky with a very unusual crash out of the last corner in COTA 😬 #MotoGP | #USGP | Live on TNT Sports and HBO Max