Keytium

@ozzymandrake I love this so much.

Wanted to try writing them again so I did a short thing that his art inspired in head. Just 822 words, we let SW be a little cringe gamer for a second there.

@DiscordianKitty Looks like this tweet netted you 5 in only a couple of minutes.

@RockLeeSmile Ah damn, I'm so sorry.

@keytium Oh no I haven't learned my name yet...

I've been trying for the last while to be on top of covering the games I'm sent on a more timely basis where I can. I feel guilty all the time that so many devs have sent me keys for games that kept slipping until I just never covered them. If that happened I'm so sorry.

@RockLeeSmile My mind boggles how anyone could step into the shoes of Harry du Bois and not be compelled to just apologize constantly.

Disco Elysium said I'm "sorry cop" and yeah that fits.

@DailyHimeko_M Drakloak/Dragapult. One: they're little aircarriers like the Hyperion. Two: they adopt baby pokemon (normally dreepy) and carry them around on their head until they evolve. Its such a Himeko pokemon.

Which Pokemon do you think Himeko (any variation) would have?

@OzzyMandrake That's very reasonable. It was just a touch heartbreaking to watch it disappear before my eyes like that. :D

@keytium Oops, I'm sorry, friend! 😭 I wanted to look over again cause I post these late at night without thinking sometimes! I'll try to post it early after rereading in morning and tag you, if it's ok???

@StarRailVerse1 Come on, Yangqing did good this patch. Surely, we can hold off bullying him for a little while.

Never trust this on your screen... #HonkaiStarRail #崩壊スターレイル

@GruntyThrst Ad targeting can only do so much when the pool of non-terrible advertisers that want to pay twitter shrinks by the day.

@terminallyOL I want to support Outer Wilds, but given how many attempts it took me to get Hotshot the 'manually land on the sun station' achievement... Well, I can't in good conscience say the Hatchling is a skilled pilot. Not in my hands at least.

vote here assume jeb is max level, and assume the hatchling has completed the ship log completely. they are in the same type of ship (for the sake of argument, it is the outer wilds spaceship)

It is time for the Tuesday Tournament, the weekly post where I make a fight up between two characters and you vote who you think would win This week's fight is a pilot competition. Who would you trust behind the wheel, Jeb KSP or Hatchling Outer Wilds?

This Quiz is art. I cried. I got the result 'Purple' on quiz 'WHAT COLOR ARE YOU?'. What will you get? uquiz.com/quiz/w6OPts?p=… via @uquiz

@pierogiface So, don't leave us hanging. What's the review?

@ginhijfav Everyone saying he'll be cold don't understand: A thigh forged in ice never faulters.

i couldn't let my boy be left out of this #gepard

@CharredCrow 'Fake it till you make it' taken to its logical conclusion means developing self-esteem as a bit.

@hubertsonlyfans Damn, the crest of Ernest is looking even more 'lost to history' than usual today.

A take on the crest designs in this game bc they make my brain buzz Not really about the effect, but just the way it looks imo

@irrationaIskept @ctrlcreep Thankfully you can call anything ontology. Discussing cheese? A discussion of existence—ontology. Discussing mereology or part-whole relations? A mere part of ontology.

@ctrlcreep (I think this is mererology, not ontology?)

to proceed to stage two, tag your ontology on the kiki/bouba pointy/gunky cosmic map

@KaBar4100 @MarybuNni Poor guy was raised in prison. It's his native garb.

@MarybuNni Why does Dan Heng look so natural in a prison uniform? 🤔

Post events #HonkaiStarRail #Caelus #danheng #March7th

@terminallyOL Why would you do this to me? What drove you to this cruelty?

clean your shit! you deserve a clean desk!

@FalKoopa_ SMSs cost money, and twitter is solidly moved into the cost-cut-yourself-into-the-grave stage of business.

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