Katie Botkin

The funniest thing to me about Gavin trolling MAGA is that apparently nobody in MAGA has heard of satire. And that, my friends, is truly hilarious.

@HoganKrist35514 @GovPressOffice Ma’am, good satire is hilarious. As a satirist, I’m thrilled to see satire doing its job so well

BIRD-BRAIN TREY GALLAGHER (A SO-CALLED FOX "NEWS" HOST THAT NOBODY HAS EVER HEARD OF) SAYS MY POSTS ARE “CHILDISH” AND “UNBECOMING” OF A LEADER — CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? MANY ARE SAYING FOX ("EDIT THE TAPES") NEWS SHOULD CANCEL HIS PATHETIC LITTLE "BEDTIME SHOW" IMMEDIATELY. THEY ARE CALLING IT THE MOST BORING PROGRAM IN CABLE HISTORY. TOTAL SNOOZE FEST! SAD!!! — GCN

@jurispectives @krassenstein The law is charging those dudes with assault, so no

@krassenstein She was disrupting the event and refused to obey law enforcement. You dems sure do hate the law when it keeps you in check.

BREAKING: Remember this video of a Democratic woman being was dragged out of a Republican Townhall in Idaho? Remember how MAGA claimed that the security officers acted appropriately? They were ALL just charged. Here are their Names/Charges. - Paul Trouette – Battery, false imprisonment, security agent uniform violation, security agent duties violation  - Alex Trouette IV – Security agent uniform violation, security agent duties violation  - Russell Dunne – Battery, false imprisonment, security agent uniform violation, security agent duties violation  - Chistofer Berge – Battery, false imprisonment, security agent uniform violation, security agent duties violation  - Jesse Jones – Battery, false imprisonment, security agent uniform violation, security agent duties violation  - Michael Keller – Battery

@joyklaprade I’ve just gotten to the point that I think it’s hilarious that men are out there writing books about how they’re so bad at sex, their wives must be guilt-tripped into it under threat of hell.

I knew Doug Wilson's book on marriage was bad, but didn't realize HOW bad. I've been flipping through it to write about later this week. It's worse than I remembered. There are so many awful quotes it's hard to pick just a few: "God has created us as male & female in such a 1/

@KelseyTuoc logic is not MAGA’s strong suit

I'm confused about the 'Canada as 51st state' thing because, if they succeeded, they'd be adding 40million new citizens who overwhelmingly hate Trump and hate MAGA, flipping the House and Senate. Right?

@RightWingCope The trouble with writing satire in this era is that it’s all true

did a child write this?

@_imey @michael___wave If by “physical confrontation” you mean getting touched without consenting to it, women

@michael___wave Who do you think has been involved in more fights and physical confrontations in their lives? The average man, or the average woman?

i feel like the people actually most accustomed to making constant risk assessments about their safety in public are probably women

@loisromano I mean possibly. I don’t get internal DOGE memos.

Sorry to be dense @khbotkin but was this a real memo from DOGE

@esjesjesj They’ll claim it’s “forest management,” but the reality is, fires are worse when mature trees are cut down because the forest can’t maintain the same levels of moisture, and it increases wind strength. Wind is a huge danger in wildfire. Dense forests stop wind and keep soil damp.

Can a conservative tell me why destroying America’s forests isn’t fucking insane

@Fritschner DOGE: killing baby boomers will save the US government trillions: mcsweeneys.net/articles/killi…

Got some satire in McSweeneys. The most unrealistic part of this is probably the idea of Elon Musk writing in clear and complete sentences. mcsweeneys.net/articles/killi…

@mattgaetz @elonmusk Dude women hating you is not an invitation, which you’d know if most women didn’t hate you

.@elonmusk bro she tryna date you

If I were into conspiracy theories, I’d certainly comment on how gutting social security only works out math-wise if you’re orchestrating mass boomer death by gutting flu vaccines, cancer research, etc.

@p_nathan I used to teach English 101/102 and I’d for sure offer free remedial logic and composition classes, with ending essay competitions in which you could win $10,000. Structured in-person with zero phones allowed.

@khbotkin I've always thought that funding a wholly free university absolutely locked into academics would be what I would do as a billionaire.

All I know is, if I woke up tomorrow with multiple billion dollars, I’d spend it in a year on initiatives for small business, literary excellence, wilderness conservation, and democracy. In short, try to reverse the damage of a decade of social media billionaires.

@Esteban_RVA @JKLund_Official @electricfutures @DOGE Government employees don’t make that much unless they’re VERY high up. Full-time is often $36k per year.

@JKLund_Official @electricfutures @DOGE Maybe they’re basing it on $125k per employee for 4 years? Are they’re including benefits like retirement contributions matching, health insurance… But somehow, I doubt it.

After several delays, @DOGE has finally posted its purported savings. Why did it take so long to create a simple webpage with a 1000-row table? Who knows! Let's dig in. Headline number: $55B saved. They list the savings per nixed contract. This should be easy to verify then. 🧵

@JKLund_Official @electricfutures @DOGE If you’re trying to claim 10-20 years of employment per employee maybe… which is pretty misleading

@electricfutures @DOGE Good thread. I also noticed that the numbers done make sense. How does one get 37.5 billion in savings from 75,000 buyouts? $500k per govt employee?????

@ask_aubry That must be why women are not getting married. They hate things that are 100% rewarding

In what world?

@spooked75 @SecDef He’s not used to tough questions. He’s from Fox

@ShockedNotShock @christianduggan @ScottAdamsSays Lol I don’t know anyone Republican in my Republican state who actually likes the Republican reps. They’re actively voting against the interests of the majority and increasing national debt.

@khbotkin @christianduggan @ScottAdamsSays Yeah that’s why most republican voters hate their elected leadership. Not having your money stolen isn’t exactly what I’d call a giveaway.

The Republican plan is to create trillions MORE debt? Can someone explain this in a way that makes sense?