Godfather

@thandiwe_mazwi @akreana_ @mizar_rr Ancestors are real Thandi, the underground gang doesn’t play

@akreana_ @mizar_rr Imagine the cows start attacking the child kanti the baby is his

If the child doesn’t belong to the family, do they start attacking ?😭😭

@RiotUnit6 @_rorrryyy South Africa and for Africans and African are black people, no1 invited you to come here

@_rorrryyy I don't particularly like dogs in public spaces or in my spaces but it doesn't matter either way as long as they're socialised and friendly. I can't say the same for Blacks and Browns though. They offend me just being in the same country.

Cape Town, where are we gonna draw the line with dogs in public spaces? Y’all chase human beings out of establishments for being homeless, but will let a smelly ass dog run around restaurants and put their paws on tables that people need to eat from, don’t piss me off.

@The_Venda_Guy_ Sometimes there is absolutely no need to update strangers on everything you do but social media is a drug

Had to go change from VW POLO to Suzuki Swift Cheers to safe drives on the new Swift 🎉🎉🎉🎉

Neverrrrrrrrrrrr Everrrrrrrrrrrr underestimate how much of a blessing it is to have zero health problems and your mum still alive.

ECUE MENS CAMP - day 1 🎤: DJ Fresh Clarens (FS) @ClothingEcue

Ecue men’s camp morning walk #EcueMensCamp

@AfikaSoyamba @DaudRugunate @StandardBankZA

In 2009, I walked into @StandardBankZA at Boulders Midrand with a simple plan. Save R500 every month. No touching it. No thinking about it. Just discipline on autopilot. First year at SABC as a broadcast technician. First real income. First attempt at being financially responsible. So I did what any serious saver would do. I created a system where I could forget the money even existed. Opened the account at the branch. Back when deposit slips still had authority. To activate it, they told me to deposit cash at the ATM. Fair enough. I deposited the money into what I believed was my brand new savings account. Got my paperwork. Felt official. Felt grown. Then I automated everything. Monthly transfers from FNB. No emotions. Just consistency. Four or five months later, curiosity got the better of me. I went back to the same branch to check my progress. I expected pride. Maybe even a small internal speech about discipline. Instead, I got: “There’s no account under your name.” At first I thought they were joking. I said, “Kanjani? I opened it here. I’ve been depositing every month.” They checked again. “You only had a Mzansi account. It’s closed.” Now the story starts to feel like a prank. Because I had receipts. I had a memory. And I had money leaving my FNB account like clockwork. I tried to escalate it. Meetings were set. Or at least… supposed to be. One bank manager never showed up. On my way back from that meeting, the envelope with all my paperwork disappeared. Taxi ride. One moment it’s there. Next moment… gone. No evidence. No account. No money trail I could prove. Case closed. Not by resolution. By exhaustion

@mfundoxiniwe @dracosrevenge Akere they don’t attend AGM, they only got shocked when they see emails to implement

@dracosrevenge How did the home owners agree to this?

these Estate rules are getting out of hand paying over 2m for a house then having to pay a fee for having visitors? this is no different from living in a student accommodation

@RSfannn @dracosrevenge Things like this are being discussed in AGMs and put to a vote

@dracosrevenge I would write an email back to them and say “fuvk them” not going to happen!

@dracosrevenge My understanding with Owning a property that has a body co operate is that all this rule where put on a vote but people don’t attend AGMs and get shocked when they see rules and special levies being implemented

@RatuMofokeng This what happens when you get a firearm without competency

Catching hands while you took out a gun is embarrassing 😭 Why take it out if you not gonna use it ?

@Bheki_Nyathi @NATHI_DUMAKO 😂😂 I’m still deciding weather to buy a ford ranger wildtrack or BMW 3 series G20 I wish I could afford both because I need them both

Deciding between buying a bakkie or a hatch is another level of stress

You work hard , Save money & deprive yourself of nice things hoping to have funds for the future. Then die without enjoying life leaving everything behind . Basically : Learn to create a balance , save funds but also enjoy some of your money 🩶

@GiftKho88498193 @MadiBoity He thought it’s only black people within the government sector that are gangsters

@MadiBoity So when our journalists and economists write articles suggesting South Africa has become a Gangster State you thought it’s all conspiracy?

Standard Bank hired Inkabi to kill an educated female client after she proved a fraud case against the bank. What stage have we reached in South Africa? A bank wanting to commit murder to hide a fraud case. We are in Trouble!

@Zoxo71071795 @Nolundi_M @sisiphodube Google her and read on her academic history and qualifications

@Nolundi_M @sisiphodube So then where’s the Hammond surname from?

The woman who won the fraud case against Standard Bank. I knew that money is long when she mentioned in Part I of the story having a Swiss Bank acc and that she initially wanted to buy the multimillion rand car cash. I was SAT.

One thing adulthood has taught me is that I am not above anything. Homelessness, death, no job, literally anything can happen. Hence, I must never be too quick to speak over situations I’ve never found myself in. No one is above anything, not even your good actions can save you from your fair share of trials. Life is crazy. Tables turn. Always stay humble & be grateful. ✌

@kgomotso_modiba @NtateWilliams @MalomeWaBanaII Quality??

@NtateWilliams @MalomeWaBanaII GalxBoy

Where can I get Top quality of these in South Africa???

@TinaZinhle @bongyluaziey Nando meal ya tswa daar

My man asked if I ate and I said no. he sent R85 😭

@Kagiso_Phokwane @MaoengKekeletso @GodFather You’re too old for such questions Kagiso

@khuduga_ @MaoengKekeletso @Godfather did he tell you so?

Men will forever amaze me😭this other guy got married in December but he wants me😔