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@kijana_misa @kajairo0 That is Masigwa rara.🤣

Last night someone was almost selling me this thing calling it maziwa mala Hii si ni maziwa imeharibika?

@B_venusian @Kristinartz Not sure

@kibetpeter29 @Kristinartz Does it matter though

My dad always told me being ten minutes early is better than one minute late. Do you agree?

@hermankinene @EllahStlah Banange🥺

You're a mother, You're at home, You're watching news, You see on NTV Akawungeezi people beating someone, All of a sudden boom! You see your son who went in Kampala to work among the people who killed a rugby national star player!! After the mother finding out that you're to face life imprisonment or death, The blood pressure rises, sugar levels rises, rashed to hospital! The mother dies, You have killed 2 people directly and indirectly 😭

@ivymuthe Introduce cycling

What is the solution to this Nairobi endless traffic

@SomoinaKapeen @Bookten8 Onyesha hiyo waingo Mapenzi motomoto. Love wins🎉🎉

Nimemnasa. I love you @Bookten8 😍

@onjolo_kenya Show us the way champ,let me know how I can enter this club?

X pays creators Am a living example of how x can be side hustle/ main hustle to others Here is my earning dashboard Just don’t violate x creator rules & you are good to go👌

@6ty9n_ @HEBabuOwino 🤣

. @HEBabuOwino being president would be funny😂 This is him in 2015 to the USA ambassador and Uhuru actually confronted him about it, only for him to laugh about it face to face. Peak aura +/- hardcore drugs

@LabanMbunya @OmorisiaChakobo Legendary, he is🤣

The teacher told Dr Fred Matiang'i that he was equally disappointed 😅. Audacity.

@Entr_dawood @kajairo0 Making money 🤑🤑.The core reason for our existence.

Men only: SHOW US WHAT CAN BRING YOU HAPPINESS.

@KhalifKairo @BenardMakumbi_ Well put

The life of a man lazima ikuwe na failures whether you like it or not because at one point, you will make mistakes. So don’t beat up yourself or become suicidal when things go south. Tulia, assess situation and remember? Its never too late to start again wiser.

@Entr_dawood @Asswetooo Sema ni ukweli

Elon money is the easiet to earn. Especially when you engage. Don't skip verified accounts, those are the account that matter on payments. Ata smallwig akiweka dot/anything just comment. That's the unit.

@georgediano @YoungSwoosh_ Mawe iwekwe?

One day, Airtel decided to do an advert & they really went for the kahasho. Safaricom went to court but they failed to convince the court that the advert was intended to tarnish their brand. Unfortunately, Airtel roasted them in adverts and forgot to work on their network coverage. Ni mbaya majama. 😂😂😂

@Entr_dawood @KUcoolkid Ni ukweli?

Monetize your account and you'll earn more than highschool teacher. Ukitaka kupata 5M impressions ndio uingie monetization angalia big accounts mtu akitweet weka reply haraka. Engage with each other. You're paying Ksh 800 bob for badge. You earn Ksh 40K. That's Ksh 39200 profit

@ignyharaz2 That is being evil🤣🤣

I'm very generous, during the day while i am away, i reset my WiFi to passwordless so that neighbours can enjoy, over 50 connect devices. But once i come back after work at night, I preset it.

@ignyharaz2 @Artisurvey Quotation ya kikenga hii inaeza kuwa how many Kenyatta shillings?

Kerarapon near Embulbul. All this for one man. Wacha none TL engineers waquote beinya ksh. 5M

@EugeneOngeri @Adrian_realestt Tag classmate wako mmoja a-corroborate hii 🤣

Kuna Sunday moja tukiwa form 3 madam wa French alipita hapo nje ya class majioni. Tulikuwa Wasee kama kumi hivi class then bazuu fulani ikashout "madam I love you mwaah" 😂. Madam akarudi back akaingia class akiwa amejam then akauliza nani amesema hivo. Kila msee akatetemeka bana then Odhis akanipoint ati ni Ongeri. Madam looked at me akacheka tu then akasema "I love you too" akatoka. Na hivo ndio nilipata mtu alikuwa ananitumia za kabeji Campus 😁❤️

@KyaloIntel It looks like that bro doesn't love and value himself.He needed to have stopped pursuing her as soon as yesterday.

FROM DM Advice this one; dude has serious issues to deal with... I'm 29yrs and there's this lady that we are in talking stage with. I really love this gal and I want to date and marry her. Yesterday she told me she was hungry and she wanted nice food. I sent her 20k to go and buy food. She said thanks and stopped texting me back. I texted her several times. She didn't open my texts but she was online. At around 2AM she posted a status with guys at a club. I replied the status with " looking nice" but she still ignored me. Then today at 3PM she texted "hey, sorry I went out thanks for the money. I bought food. How are you?" So far she has used over 100k of my hard earned money. But every time I send Money she doesn't reply my texts. Should I continue chasing this beautiful lady or I should let it go. I'm confused, plz advise me.

@010armani @Kimuzi_ Ndugu, ni Helb gani unaongelelea ?Hii moja tunaijuia?

@Kimuzi_ Thought kenya government said a loan cannot gain interest and double past the initial taken...ama ni helb peke yake

Is it really legal for Shylocks to charge interest rates of upto 30% monthly? Kenyans are suffering man. Someone loan imefika 8.5m Na alichukua ya 1.6m.

@WekwaGutuu Hiyo sio prank?🤣

Five years of dating a married woman, then he proposed. Her husband was shocked and so was everyone else. Some love stories don’t just break rules; they break people.