Kidcass

Airport bar guy beside me has Titos sunglasses on he better not try to talk to me

Satisfying to eat a Nerds Gummy Cluster, think it's the best candy to come out in a while, then do a little research and find out that the guy who invented them just received a huge candy industry "impact" award for them. Reality is out there, and it can be shared.

Goin on a mini bendie tonight bc. @johnsummit said he was too ☄️

they should facilitate more public tours of stuff. i want to see the new hospital. i want to see the innards of a cruise ship. let me into the docks. anywhere. let me see it

@johnsummit Same same 🤝 see you lata

been workin my ass off lately so i’m celebrating with a mini bendie tonight, if u see me drinking some tequilas during my set well yes u did 😎 let the marathon games begin

@johnsummit what time are you dropping that firrrrre tonight @clubspacemiami ???

I literally could care less about golf and 90% of the male population lives revolve around golf

airport terminals should have little balconies where you can go sit outside and experience the local climate

not now babe it's my google maps time

White peoples love saying “you’re gonna wanna be in that lane”

@tonnidaniella1 If I got pregnant today at 36 I’d still think “damn I don’t wanna be a teen mom?????”

They did so well traumatizing us about teen pregnancy I’m still traumatized as an adult.

Weekend plans: -Giggle with the homies -Love -Listen to live music

I need to know why cars are $30,000????

@ThatCaliSigma @SouthwestAir The no outlets killlllll meeeee.

No TVs, no outlets, no first class, higher base prices. Why would anyone fly @SouthwestAir going forward? I have over 12K miles with yall and once I redeem them yall will never see me again. Yall have completely lost the plot

Can we bring the median age of #Survivor contestants back to like…37?

@shutupmikeginn Can you not?

It sucks that you have to “get ready for bed” right before going to bed. I wish I could brush my teeth and wash my face at like 6pm and then just snack and watch movies til I fuckin drop

Whoever came up with a 30 minute lunch break need a 30 minute ass whooping

I’m that one friend who sits in silence with you and be like wow we had a great day

I love being optimistic because why wouldn’t everything work out for me.