kildog 🍉

Fucking hell...

I feel like people forget that Fiscal Rules were invented by George Osborn. Who’s an idiot. To legally bind future governments to austerity. Which doesn’t work. And that following them, is neither economically critical, or prudent.

@TheNewsAgents @maitlis @jonsopel @lewis_goodall What is wrong with you people?

“We’re feeling cr*p as a country. It felt like someone just lifted us all up a bit”. “I don’t think people are feeling jollier having seen speeches about checks and balances” Are you feeling 'jollier' having watched the King’s Congress speech? @maitlis @jonsopel @lewis_goodall

@StuB994 @SimonMagus lol, stop being weird

@kildogery @SimonMagus Are you going to recite my contract since you brought it up first? You're so disingenuous.

Shouldn't we be also breathalysing people at polling stations then? Can't have people voting after a solid three pint lunch now can we!

@StuB994 @SimonMagus If your employment contract doesn't't have anything preventing you from being under the influence at work, I'm happy for you. It just seems unusual.

@kildogery @SimonMagus You're that stupid that you think you can't drink without getting drunk. Are you going to recite my contract to me since you know what it is? Or are you going to keep ignoring that point becuase you realised you look very stupid....

@bmay Smug twat.

I feel for the Greens. They’re really 2 parties. The original core is basically dark green purist environmentalism - intense and wildly idealistic, but decent people. The new intake is mainly enraged Momentum Corbynites. Polanski doesn’t know what he is. It will collide horribly.

@StuB994 @SimonMagus I'm just jealous that you're allowed to get pissed at work.

@kildogery @SimonMagus Are you? Hence why you won't answer my question.

I like the idea of these two in the pub, giggling to each other while pointing out how small everybody's heads are.

@StuB994 @SimonMagus Are you drunk at the moment?

@kildogery @SimonMagus Did you have a stroke? That's not even coherent to what I said😂 so now since you apparently know my employment contract feel free to tell me?

@matthewsyed Pretending to be stupid suits you.

The bandwidth sucked up by the Mandelson non-story is embarrassing. A minor appointment taken in what was perceived to be the national interest. Astonishing that the Westminster bubble is still obsessed but then tittle tattle started to define British politics a long time ago

@StuB994 @SimonMagus What a daft hill to die on 🤭

@kildogery @SimonMagus Oh you know my employment contract, feel free to read it to me?

@StuB994 @SimonMagus I think you'll find there usually is, check your employment contract.

@kildogery @SimonMagus There isn't a rule stopping people from doing it....

@japers_1984 @Channel4News Don't be silly.

@kildogery @Channel4News You watch the Kings Speech in congress yesterday? Some British pride, that’s what’s needed

“You can actually hear them screaming in the embassy.” Leaked audio of the UK ambassador to the US saying that the only “special relationship” America has is “probably Israel”, could “not have dropped at a worse time”, Anushka Asthana says on the latest episode of TrumpWorld.

@MxVivianWulf Everyone knows Stanley Tweedle.

Might be too niche a reference I fear...

When you're Keir Starmer and another of your cronyist appointments is exposed as a pedo

@BBCNewsnight @vicderbyshire This shit is why I stopped paying my TV licence.

"Everything is just becoming a disaster" Ahead of next week's elections to the Scottish Parliament, @vicderbyshire speaks to voters in Glasgow and Troon. #Newsnight

@Acyn Haven't they been through enough? Why would they want to meet Jimmy Savile's pal?

Ilhan Omar tells PabloReports that King Charles should certainly meet with survivors of Jeffrey Epstein. “From what I know, the King is someone who has paid attention to the interests of the public, and he certainly knows the involvement that his brother has and the implications of the crimes that his brother has been accused of. I think it’s important for him to meet with these survivors, but to also bear witness and to speak out.”

The War of the Roses has nothing on the Trumps & the Windsors, having a Nonce off.

As @Bubblejet points out below, the ‘flow of new claimants’ of incapacity benefit is pretty much ENTIRELY accounted for by 330,000 ppl who would have moved onto state pension remaining on working-age benefits because they raised retirement age. This entire agenda is a lie.

@MNM22629 @piersmorgan @grok Just watch it, you lazy cunt.

@piersmorgan @grok plz provide full details on his speech

Brilliant, bold and challenging address by King Charles to the U.S. Congress which was (very unusually!) united in regular standing ovations. The best speech of his life, right when his country needed him to step up and repair the Special Relationship. Bravo, Your Majesty! 🇬🇧 🇺🇸