kildog 🍉

@cr_short Good shout.

@kildoggerel I assume it was how Quentin Crisp liked his toast, but if you didn't know the song was about him then it sounds like it's supposed to be something quintessentially English, rather than something I've never heard of any single other person doing in my entire life.

Generations of Americans think English people only toast their bread on one side. All because of Sting. Why did he do that?

@jimblesnarks Exactly what I mean. It's a disaster.

@kildoggerel Never give yanks tropes. They actually believe them.

@mypalfootfoot7 incredible stuff. Two shirts was a good one. I was a addicted to a certain football discussion board for too long. It was a never ending saga.

@kildoggerel I’ll never forget his deathbed sky news interview

Charles Green was entertaining, in a Trump sort of way

@jenuflexion @rdldn2026 Little Mix.

@rdldn2026 You have peaky blinders and downton abbey, 2 tv shows. Is that it???

I've gotten some very angry right wingers in my replies over this and would you believe, not a single one of them has named a thing they like thats uniquely british from the past 20 years lol.

@PippaCrerar @BenQuinn75 @peterwalker99 lol

Tension and dissent: inside the Green party’s antisemitism struggle - thoughtful read by @BenQuinn75 & @peterwalker99 theguardian.com/politics/2026/…

@SkyNews @HarrietHarman Piss off.

Is Wales’ complicated voting system putting off voters? @HarrietHarman thinks the new Welsh voting system is so complicated it could be putting voters off. Plus, what could happen in the Senedd elections? Listen to #ElectoralDysfunction: podfollow.com/ElectoralDysfu…

Uniparty latest. When Labour, Lib Dems, Conservatives, and Reform are all pushing against the Greens, it should make it crystal clear who wants real change and who doesn't.

@helenlewis Cheer up and vote Green 💚

I haven't been this depressed about British politics since the post-Brexit period, when it was similiarly clear that every potential course of action involved huge, painful trade-offs, and so all the parties just spent years on displacement activities instead.

@ZiaYusufUK lol, fucking Nazis.

Today we announce a new policy: In order to deport all illegal migrants in Britain, Reform will need to detain tens of thousands at a time. Migrants will not be able to leave these detention centres, and each will be held there a couple of weeks before being deported. So here’s our promise: A Reform government will not put any migrant detention facilities in any constituency with a Reform MP. Nor will we put them where Reform controls the council. And of the remaining areas, we will prioritise Green controlled parliamentary constituencies and Green controlled councils to locate the detention centres. Put simply, if you vote in a Reform council or Reform MP, we guarantee you won’t have a detention centre near you. If you vote Green, there’s a good chance you will. This is an important exercise in democratic consent, not just for our mass deportation policy, but for where the detention centres are placed. Given @ZackPolanski openly advocates for open borders, I look forward to their warm embrace of this policy. votegreengetillegals.com

@bmay @TrowsdaleGary Idiot.

@TrowsdaleGary Two sides of same coin, or two ends of the same horseshoe.

I am so monumentally bored of Zac Polanski. Utterly tiresome.

@bmay You're obsessed 🤭

@SmithSorrento @ThatsrealEd I changed my @ for the first time.

@kildoggerel Kildog and @ThatsrealEd which Kildog is real? Because I'm quite confused and - if I'm being honest - concerned.

I got a fright.

@SmithSorrento @ThatsrealEd I still exist.

@ThatsrealEd @kildoggerel Thank you mate 👊

@OfSymbols It would be nice to pretend it didn't matter, or there's more important things, but it's massive.

I despise the media in this country, Im ashamed of myself how much I hate them. But it’s been cultivated with this arrogance and condescending ignorance. That for over a decade people like me, in their millions across the country have been neglected, and abused, and exploited.

But…but.,,but the UK is not complicit. How is this possible?

Not unpleasant. Taste like mint and berries 🤷‍♂️

Phillips' interview with @ZackPolanski is problematic on its own terms but absolutely 🤯 if you know the full, ugly story of @TrevorPTweets and the Labour Party. Buckle up, this is a long and depressing story. Phillips was suspended and put under investigation for alleged Islamophobia by the Labour Party. His suspension was lifted out of the blue - a week before he got his Sunday Politics gig where he would be interviewing Labour pols. Later disclosures show that @ABarrosCurtis played a central role in revisiting the investigation under pressure from unnamed "stakeholders." The story of his suspension being lifted soon leaks to the Guardian. The Labour Party goes mad trying to find the leaker. They end up blaming and suspending two BAME members of staff, neither of whom the Party, in the end, can prove leaked the story. One of the people suspended is the only Muslim person in the Labour Party's disciplinary unit. It is effectively the end of their Labour Party careers. Now the kicker: the Guardian had been leaked the story during the Batley & Spen by-election, which, if Starmer loses, is predicted to led to a leadership challenge. Starmer is under threat in Batley because large numbers of Muslim voters are abandoning the Labour Party. Labour ends up winning by tiny margin, saving Starmer's leadership. But the Guardian holds the story for three weeks. The Guardian only publishes the story two days AFTER the by-election. Would the result have been different if this story was published during a by-election where Islamophobia was a key concern? I don't know. I am absolutely certain that voters in Batley & Spen should have known about this at the time. Now five years later: Alex Barros-Curtis is an MP after a ham-fisted "selection" during 2024 General Election. Trevor Phillips is batting away Polanski talking about his own perspective as a Jewish person. And Starmer and his Party respond to a horrific antisemitic attack by claiming its catalysed by marches against Israeli war crimes, decaying language even as they continue to supply weapons and F-35 parts to Israel even as its killed 800 Gazans since the "ceasefire" and annexing large parts of Lebanon. This whole political and media class needs to get in the bin.