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@JDVance Nancy Drew ass tweet

Who was driving the car?

If I ever assassinated a billionaire and someone ratted me out like OMG I would lose it

someone on tiktok looked at the voting demographics and this is a map of if only women voted 😭

@Verizon u treat your workers like shit! They’ve been giving me the tea on my numerous phone calls 😲☕️ just give me my refund and I won’t help them unionize

My list of demands from @VerizonSupport : 1) give me my 300$ back 2) discount my phone bill for my troubles 3) give me a WFH job so I can scam all day too You have til midnight or I’m breaching HQ

Only @Verizon can ruin my day by 10am

@VerizonSupport I really doubt that Freddy

@killlllllaaK We're sorry to read that you're having issues with your return. If you need assistance, send us a DM, and we'll be glad to help out. ~Freddy twitter.com/messages/compo…

@VerizonSupport you pushed internet on me that didn’t work and then charged me 300$ for it. I’ve been trying to return but your workers can’t figure out how to email a shipping label since you “can’t return the modem in store” yall are SCAMMMERS 😂

@VerizonSupport your customer service is trash

Hello my faithful followers, I’ve missed you. Im back. My first order of business is letting you all know that @Verizon is my biggest scammer of 2024. Your move @VerizonSupport

my friend and i sat down together irl to show each other our likes. why don’t I churn some butter next

@DirtyHarrison16 I think about how after the goblet of fire, mad-eye and Harry act like they’re tight when they don’t actually know each other like at all

What did fake Madeye Moody tell Harry Potter in the goblet of fire right before the first challenge of the tri wizard cup? Play to your strengths Harry… this hole sets up so perfectly for a flex forehand and it was something I was actually thinking about last night in bed

All this time I thought I was the biggest drake hater alive but alas

this how much of a hater i am

crying about mac miller again time for bed

Growing up is accepting LC is the villain in the hills. High and mighty ass bitch

@ucsbman @BurgerKing You are 😇

@belastille 😂🫶🏻

@poohbearjerr Trip and fall in front of him total meet cute

there’s this guy that rides his bike by my work like everyday and i wanna know his story and like how do i give him my number