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HEINNNNNNN SACRILEGE #samson #lesphilistins #freecama

how it feels like reading a good tweet and then the timeline accidentally refreshes

Si Klopp vient pas moi je garde Arbeloa on a quasi rien à lui reprocher

Went to the Oreo website and hit accept all cookies. Now we wait.

Tu vois quand la poutine a cette gueule? Tu sais qu'elle est incroyable en tabarnak mon homme

i be acting worse than Kanye it just never hit the media

@thaneggaice 😭😭😭😭😭

Dites a chriss on va jamais ce voire💀💀

When I speed pass somebody & get caught at a red light with themem I be getting so mf mad cause I already know what they saying😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 “ did all that & still ain’t get nowhere”

who tf is filming the cameraman?

C’est pour quand la journée rétro en Bundesliga ? 🇩🇪

🚨🗣️ Toni Kroos on Real Madrid’s Midfield this season: “I’m going to be honest because nobody inside the club will say it publicly, the midfield right now has no personality. You can talk about tactics all day, but football is simple: if your midfield doesn’t control rhythm, your forwards will look lost. Look at Vinícius Júnior, people say he’s inconsistent. Why? Because every time he gets the ball, it’s in chaos. No structure, no timing, no one giving him the ball where it actually hurts the opponent. He’s forced to create magic from nothing every single time. That’s not football, that’s survival. And then Kylian Mbappé, you don’t bring a player like that and make him feed off scraps. He’s not a winger who wants to dribble five players every time. He needs service, clean, fast, intelligent passes. Right now? He’s isolated, and people will blame him when the real problem is 30 meters behind him. At Real Madrid, the midfield used to dictate everything, tempo, space, confidence. Now it feels like nobody wants responsibility. Too safe, too slow, too predictable. You can have the best attackers in the world, but if the midfield plays like this, they will look average. Fans can get emotional and blame the forwards, but if you understand football, you know where the real issue is. And right now, it’s not pretty.”

belube m’a proposé d’aller courir a jacques-cartier, cest le plus beau jour de ma vie

corner stores really watch kids grow up from chips and juice to blunts and alcohol 😂

The first bowl of cereal makes you want a second, but the second makes you wish you had stopped at the first.

tbnk de coliss

The worst part about parallel parking is the witnesses.

Vinicius to the referee every time he loses the ball