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You’re a florist!..My man DMs you to buy flowers 4me!..and a few weeks later you’re sending him “view once” videos of yourself naked holding bouquets and asking whether his girlfriend would like them? Please, where did professionalism disappear to? Some of you are genuinely sick!

One day someone will write the history of Kenya and say, here lie the ruins of a nation destroyed by greed.

Peter Mbae: If Ruto didn't win the last election, it would have been framed as a missed “Messiah moment” and we would wait to elect him in 2027. God wanted to expose him. Hosts:@nduokoh & @dennisaseto Producer:@EverlyneMungai #TheSituationRoom

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"Waja"

Man to man: Kusota tutaelewa lakini kunona zii

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My sincere apologies to French President Emmanuel Macron for not being able to attend the French-Africa Summit due to unavoidable delays in Shenzhen. I was looking forward to contributing to the conversation on how the creative economy continues to shape modern communication, business, culture, and global relationships. Looking forward to continuing the discussions later this summer during our private meeting, which I will not post at all. #AfricaFowardSummit

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Some days we kill 2 birds with one stone . Other days, we use 7 stones to kill one bird,today, a bird almost killed me..

YOU MUST LEARN TO ENJOY LIFE WITHOUT NEEDING AN AUDIENCE TO SEE THAT YOU ARE ENJOYING LIFE

For the mothers still with us and the ones watching over us. For the aunties, sisters, and grandmothers who stepped up when they had to. We thank you, we honor you, not just today, but everyday. Through our love, actions, and how we show up in the world, my nigga.

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