jotaro’s head lice

it’s officially dad bod season

@MyTimeToShineH me when i’m stupid

Tom Holland has teased the ending of Spider-Man Brand New Day in this interview. I now know why it was said the ending will be divisive - cuz it’s crap. It also ties into Ned the worst character in the franchise.

Happy 4th of July

@YUNGJEFF my goat Chimney too low brotha 😔🙏🏻

I have created the world’s first PERFECT One Piece pre-timeskip character tier list ✅ I’m going out tonight so I will enjoy opening this back up to read your comments later (Not that there will be many since it’s a perfect list 🙂)

Unclench your jaw my Precious Little Creature

@FarFromSubtle Dude, he was at a showing of Big Shark in Philly a few years ago, and he did a Q&A after. My wife was pregnant at the time and I asked if he would say hi to our baby, and he proceeded to come over and rub her belly with a “oh hi baby.” Phenomenal experience.

teaching my toddler to greet all dogs she sees with "oh hi doggy"

@spidermanias Movie makes my wife and I laugh contagiously, we can’t help but to love it for what it is 😭

Venom LTBC is a horrifically bad movie. But the way they say Carnage in that one scene is fucking godlike

Kratos wife was moving like a demon, I see why he married her she got way more swagga than his bald ass

@BootsRiley please hire me to work on your next film!!!

@UnbornArmy @mmmmmmmmiller did you watch the trailer ??? lol

@mmmmmmmmiller Noticing a lack of Moon Girl being confirmed but you were so adamant she’d be a character due to the necklace 😅

‼️ MARVEL RIVALS: DEVIL DINOSAUR CONFIRMED Devil Dinosaur is officially the 50th #MarvelRivals playable character, launching alongside the Season 8.0 update this Friday, May 15th. #DevilDinosaur

@OsheaJacksonJr we need you as live action Moria 🫶🏻 🙏🏻

Bruh… I know it has a lot of important things in it. But THRILLER BARK was really a test of my will. That Scooby doo ass arc can go to hell

.@realDonaldTrump Any day is a great day for pho soup. I love Asians!

ibuprofen got this white boy feeling stupendous

"FYM TUPAC AIN'T IN YOUR TOP 5"

Pirate: "I have moles on me back." Doctor: "That's ok, they're benign." Pirate: "Arrg, I thought there be ten."

@raccoonAuras @_iAmYams

@beebafrench @BleuSpheres @HeheRobotnik guy really said sonic unleashed sucks 🫩

@BleuSpheres @HeheRobotnik Honestly you’re better off not playing them. As a certified Sonic Autist, I can legally say all of those games suck except Adventure 2, but even then that game is held together with the power of Crush 40 and Soap Shoes

Wow such cool games! Which modern consoles can I play them on? I'd love to give them a try!