Krista June

Waiting for the blizzard to begin

*to the tune of “We Used to Be Friends” by the Dandy Warhols* ♫ A long time ago I used to craft tweets ♫

Watching the Phillies this summer

Baseball: *has been on every single day since February* Me when the league has two days off:

Nick Castellanos saw school kids in uniforms in London and called them "Hogwarts uniforms"

man look at the literal house cat we have playing third base

"I wasn't really that mad, just throw the ball over the plate." 😳 Bryce Harper responds to the two pitches that were up and in, which led to the benches clearing incident.

Happy Mother’s Day from Pennsylvania!

Garrett Stubs could’ve been a main cast member of Laguna Beach #Phillies

@uspsveteran Best content I’ve seen on here in a long time

contributing to GHG emissions

BOHM WALK-OFF ¡EN ESPAÑOL!

My favorite Halloween merch is skeletons of things that have no bones.

Watching the Phillies try to play tonight

We never stopped.

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How are turtles like walking tree rings? Check out zooarchaeologist Cyler Conrad on @scifri to learn how turtles track nuclear history in their shells 🐢 bit.ly/3EDRdOb

@macjaeh did you purchase the 12’ skeleton tho? I need to know

Time for a brief #ElNiño thread! The global model ensemble continues to insist that the already substantial event will further strengthen through autumn and into winter, peaking at strong to very strong intensity around Dec-Jan. [1/10] #CAwx #CAwater

Nature’s “fireworks” in Pennsylvania!

The meme potential from this will feed families