Katie

twitter is cigarette for the eyes

Twitter is such a goated app, it feels like a psych ward with no staff

Nothing has gone right in the world since a man ate a bat in China.

Rest assured that no matter what colour medal Brady Tkachuk earns today, he'll spend the first 30 minutes after he receives it trying to unwrap the chocolate inside

twitter is cigarette for the eyes

Your #WorldSeries Game 1 starter for the Toronto Blue Jays ... Trey Yesavage 😤

Me, watching USA vs Canada hockey, in the 4 Nations Face Off tonight, after not knowing the 4 Nations Face Off even existed 7 days ago

Oh look the @Chiefs sucked enough dick again this season

Mahomes sucks the refs dicks and the reporters dicks

Bruhhh these refs?????????? Wtffffffff #WorldJuniors

Criminals did not get your message. Our communities are experiencing a 45% increase in shootings and a 62% increase in gun-related homicides compared to this time last year. What difference does your handgun ban make when 85% of guns seized by our members can be sourced to the United States? Your statement is out of touch and offensive to victims of crime and police officers everywhere. Whatever you think you’ve done to improve community safety, has not worked. @JustinTrudeau

We need mass deportations.

Ripleys believe it or fuck you

When I remember embarrassing things I did in the past

Travis Kelce seeing Andy Reid on the sideline

Jason Kelce arriving in Vegas for Super Bowl LVIII...

if my sleep schedule was a person