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@roackarul @vikhyatk Yeah, but the trade off is you have to live in fucking Romania

@vikhyatk I love coping in the apartment I own, 0 debt, free healthcare and 0 people killed by our government in decades. that's actually a good reminder, thanks for that vik!

> wake up > flight takes off in 2 mins > open amex app > cancel and get full refund this is why america is the greatest country on earth

@jamesmcn @StrongzeroTrpg Fun fact, Trump got his first million dollars with all the money he saved by living rent-free in your head

@StrongzeroTrpg Emperor Norton is known to older Californians. His spiritual descendants (liar, mooch, fraud) currently sits in the White House.

アメリカの皆さんに聞きたいことを思い出しました 「ポール・バニヤン」と「アメリカ合衆国皇帝ジョシュア・ノートン」は聞いたことのある名前ですか？ 日本のオタクはこの二人を知っています

@m_takewaka Red Breast is the best Irish whiskey and it’s not even a debate

ここであなたが好きなウイスキーの話をしなければなりません。わたしはAngel't Envyが好きです。異論は認めません。ジャックダニエルも良いね。モンキーショルダーも良いよ。カナディアンウイスキーだとペンデルトンが好きだけど、さて、あなたのお気に入りのウイスキーはなんですか？🥃

@ChuckRo48603630 @danryokumeshi Yeah, that’s just how they cook in Japan

@danryokumeshi I put red salsa on my eggs, but is that egg being cooked on the back of a dragon?

そういえば海外の人に聞きたいんだけど、日本では目玉焼き(ベーコンエッグ)に何をかけるか論争というのがあるんだけど、他の国では何をかけるの？ 日本では醤油か塩コショウかで揉めてて、マヨネーズ派は火炙りだよ🍳

@anon3826272 @Ellis_Snek @Major7Rob Because I’m not a pussy who’s scared of a few pieces of plastic and metal

@kleppto2 @Ellis_Snek @Major7Rob Why do you have a weapon in the first place shit seems insane to me

"Do you prefer having less or more ammo?" What kinda stupid ass question is that

@Ellis_Snek @Major7Rob My M&P shield is a single stack and I’ve never seen a better CC weapon

@Major7Rob This is funny considering the handgun everyone regards as the best conceal carry is double stack

@rarecarhunt_rum Here’s a true American dinner for you!

肉の画像も嬉しいけれどもアメリカ人の人たちハンバーガーとピザとホットドッグの画像くれないかな やっぱり本場のやつってめっちゃ美味しそうなんよなぁ🍔🍕🌭 日本人は案外それらの食べ物が大好きだからね

@DanielLMcAdams @LPNH I muted them a few years ago when they said cops were showing remarkable restraint by “only” beating peaceful protestors instead of shooting them.

I finally had to unfollow @lpnh. Sad how they have fallen.

@pestctrlguy @BlxckinkFL Go to whatever community bank you have in your area and sit down with a commercial loan officer. For a local business, they should be in the mid 7’s.

@BlxckinkFL We’ve only been in business 4 years and we buy a lot of trucks. We’ve never missed a payment but banks see some risk

We order a new Ford Maverick. Dealer calls and said they got financing approved but it’s a high rate so they recommend we put more down and in the future get approved for the Ford credit line to make things easier. I ask the rate. 12.99% I say let’s pause on the deal and let me make a few calls. 5 mins later the phone rings. They magically got it down to 8.49%. Don’t let these guys try to screw you over.

@Geek4MAGA @DeTocqueville14 Are you also trained in gorilla warfare and the top sniper in the armed forces?

@DeTocqueville14 Let me guess, he also graduated top of his class in the Navy Seals, and he’s been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and has over 300 confirmed kills?

New copypasta just dropped

@Tim_The_Sandman @GunOwners Who could have predicted that Donald “Take the guns now, due process later” Trump would be bad on the 2nd amendment?

@GunOwners It's a good thing we've got the most Pro 2A administration in history*. *allegedly, according to the administration with no supporting evidence.

Even though Biden’s pistol brace rule was vacated, ATF is still enforcing the same legal theory.   DOJ’s response was not on our bingo card.   Basically, they're telling gun owners: “Yep, we’re still going after your braces. Nothing you can do about it.”

@AlexxCapital @SteaknShake You go ahead and try frying something in olive oil, report back what happens.

@SteaknShake Honestly if you’re going for the health edge you should be using organic EVOO (look it up intern lol) or Avocado Oil

Steak n Shake has officially launched 100% Beef Tallow Tots! When tots were invented in the 1950s they were cooked in beef tallow. Steak n Shake is bringing them to you in the 21st Century as the only chain offering 100% Beef Tallow Tots. You can get a taste of throwback tots 🇺🇸

@Santana34328922 @John_0x01 @CheekyJebus @RealJarTaylor earth.com/news/fossil-di…

@John_0x01 @kleppto2 @CheekyJebus @RealJarTaylor We're the blueprint.

Amazon will let you load steak onto your SNAP EBT card at $43/pound. Note to non-Americans: SNAP is the US government food-handout program. 42 million people are on it: 30% of blacks, 25% of Hispanics, 9% of whites.

@Santana34328922 @CheekyJebus @RealJarTaylor Asians went through pretty much the same thing in the US, so that’s probably not the reason.

@CheekyJebus @RealJarTaylor I would argue that the racial wealth gap was intentional ...

@endbringer42 @RueDayton @MassieforKY @realDonaldTrump Bro is full blown TDS, he doesn’t care about facts

@RueDayton @kleppto2 @MassieforKY @realDonaldTrump He did. He even put up a bill to defund the NGOs causing the fraud in MN and other states, but the GOP voted against it. That’s why Massie is more MAGA than the GOP and Trump.

Ed wants you to be believe he is “Republican. Full Stop.” The truth: He abandoned President Trump and left the Republican Party in disgust just days after @realdonaldtrump won the nomination in 2016. Betraying Trump and the GOP. Pushing the woke agenda. secure.thomasmassie.com/donate

@Sirena1903 @MarkNaughton9 You can buy steak and lobster with SNAP. Should that stop as well?

@MarkNaughton9 $90B in one month. And you’re claiming it’s “for the troops”?Meanwhile Americans lose insurance and SNAP, prices stay high, and the administration’s free bonus is measles. I just hope you got to play the piano too!!!

When I deployed under President Obama in 2014, I also had Steak and Lobster…

@RueDayton @endbringer42 @MassieforKY @realDonaldTrump You need to get over your TDS and face reality.

@kleppto2 @endbringer42 @MassieforKY @realDonaldTrump Literally every single thing he's been doing negatively affects china you utter moron. Venezuela, iran, tariffs, being harsh on russia. Guess you're literally too low IQ to understand

@RueDayton @endbringer42 @MassieforKY @realDonaldTrump China is still very much active around the globe, even in the US. He’s done nothing to stop them. And what Greenland deal are you talking about, Trump has been nothing but TACO about Greenland since 2016.

@RueDayton @endbringer42 @MassieforKY @realDonaldTrump He literally said children can get trans surgery with parental consent. Obama deported more than Trump did. Federal cuts never happened on the scale he promised, and USAID is still running strong. Doge cuts were never codified. Venezuela we replaced on dictator with another.