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We are such a garbage state

@katya_zamo I’ve never referred to my actual sister that way, however I refer to my daughter as sis or sissy pretty often

question: for those of you with a sister, do you ever greet her using the term “sis”? As in “hey sis!” “Don’t worry sis” “nice to see you sis” in real life, outside of expository film dialogue ?

Mark Normand being extremely racist. Hacky comedy, creep allegations, and racism. The JRE trifecta!

Hello @ShawnMichaels @TripleH @undertaker @AJStylesOrg @JohnCena @steveaustinBSR @StardustWWELegend @Kuuuuuuurgan @NakedMideon @PapaShango How does 400 human dollars sound to come out of retirements and team with Danhausen?!

@RandyOrton Probably have to get in line 🤣

Jr does

@chademerson79 @WrestleClips Where was the assault?

@WrestleClips Another person CM Punk assaults that will get tix for life

CM Punk crashed out at a fan last night after he was harrasing AJ Lee at the hotel lobby.

The Discord Addams center for kids who can’t walk good

@tayconans This is Bianca erasure

okay wait off topic is darlene mitchell the first queen to ever not lip sync her entire season ? 😭 #DragRace

This is the worst advice I’ve ever heard for the average US resident

(🧵1/11) For the past year and a half, I've been investigating OpenAI and Sam Altman for @NewYorker. With my coauthor @andrewmarantz, I reviewed never-before-disclosed internal memos, obtained 200+ pages of documents related to a close colleague, including extensive private notes, and interviewed more than 100 people. OpenAI was founded on the premise that A.I. could be the most dangerous invention in human history—and that its C.E.O. would need to be a person of uncommon integrity. We lay out the most detailed account yet of why Altman was ousted out by board members and executives who came to believe he lacked that integrity, and ask: were they right to allege that he couldn't be trusted? A thread on some of of our findings:

I’m not anti myki winning! but im def pro darlene winning

🌽🌽 LET’R RIPPPP! #TeamDarleneMitchell ARE WE UPPPP?!

Are you Team Darlene Mitchell? 👑 Make some noise if you want @itsdarlenebtw to snatch the crown in the RuPaul’s Drag Race S18 Grand Finale! ⬇️ WHERE TO WATCH #DragRace S18 + Untucked: bit.ly/49PGj8P 🌍 @wowpresentsplus worldwide ex. USA, Canada, Australia 🇺🇸 @mtv

Wellmark Blue Cross Blue Shield just threatened to kick 1.6 million Iowans off of their healthcare plans if our state legislature voted for a proposal to freeze healthcare rates. It then got voted down. Healthcare companies will let people die if they can’t get sufficiently rich.

“Stress Relief” from The Office isn’t just the best episode. It’s the Super Bowl of sitcom cold opens. Stanley’s heart attack, Michael’s chaos, the CPR scene turning into a club remix. Television hitting a perfect, unhinged note.

Thinking about all of the people who were fired for not being properly sad that a racist podcaster died

Lil Klip Tip for the members of Congress out there: people didn't send you there to hear how impossible everything is. Fucking figure it out like anyone with a regular job has to

@xjoshbx This is genuine garbage

i truly can’t believe this is a real thing

what do you think about herrrr????!!!

This is 10x more impressive than Babe Ruth calling his shot in a baseball game