Kristin Hinkson

Behold, a grape-sized nugget of pure concentrated spicy nacho dust, worth more than it's weight in gold. @Doritos dm me if you'd like to add this to your Museum of Cornchiped Oddities 👀

@SnotOtters I may be poking a sleeping dragon, but yikes! Seems like you really didn’t see/read any emails sent to you because that point is discussed in the paper:

Did you guys know that Barbie jeeps come with aux cords these days?

Bad move @BachelorABC #TeamKaitlyn

I think @saraAharmon really has her act together

I was living in a fantasy world when I thought I could eat toast in bed and not regret it later. #crumbcity

Just added mayonnaise to my tacos and liked it. Does that make me repulsive?

This snow though.

Dress for the job you want, not the job you have

Snapchat no longer lets you see other peoples snapchat BFF's, and my second favorite form of stalking is gone just like that.

If The Bachelor was realistic they'd ask each other where they want to go out to eat and then never make a decision.

@almorley2 always with the sass

A girl is chanting "Voldermort" on the treadmill next to me. Is there a support group for this?

It's like dogs don't even know how lucky they are getting forehead kisses all day long.

what base is it when he doesn't charge you extra for guacamole

Grandma shit talking the other ladies outfits at Christmas Eve church service #TSM

Weekend plans.

But I wonder if my student realized I saw her text from "Trevorrrr 😍😍😍" that said "I got the glow in the dark condoms"