Drunk Professor

Ok, I hope no one gets upset at this. But I had a few drinks and wrote a PNAS paper. There are typos and formatting issues, obviously. It's pretty amazing to have discovered this though, right? Full paper here: billchopik.files.wordpress.com/2022/10/what_i…

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I hate when ppl email back too quickly. i just ticked that off my todo list, now i gotta add this to the list again

Venmo me $10 and I will go to the publication announcement tweet of one of your rivals and reply “not your best work :/“

me trying to do literally anything in the past three weeks

[Text] UNKNOWN NUMBER: Hey, you busy? ME: Nope, still in lockdown. Who’s this? *Rips off mask* DUOLINGO OWL: I fucking knew it! Learn Spanish you piece of shit.

@Prof_of_Power 😂 Perfect! 👍🏼🍻

@DrunkGrad Early career researcher. Pretty sure it's postdocs and pre-tenures. So we start with a nice drink before going back to the cheap stuff.

Dissertation defended ✅ Post doc acquired ✅ Although I may not officially be a grad student for much longer, I promise to still be drunk for both my own benefit and yours as well. #drunkpostdoc

@ResearcherMT Thank you!

@Prof_of_Power wait I’m new here, what is ECR

@DrunkGrad Welcome to the drunk ECR community

@KYT_ThatsME Thank you!!

American Netflix has all the seasons of Frasier. Unexpected consequence: whenever I read anything, my internal monologue sounds exactly like Niles Crane.

@GeekGirl913 Thank you! It was just as awful and soul sucking as I had imagined. BUT IM DONE. 😂🎈

@DrunkGrad CONGRATS!!! 🎉🎓🎊

@DrunkGrad Hi @DrunkGrad! You do a fine job of bringing out the comical side of #gradschool. Last month, in our own effort to spread some cheer, we put together a list of 27 Hilarious academics on Twitter. And we've featured you on that list! Do have a look 🙂 ow.ly/GR2x30iMwlm

prepping visual responses for the most commonly asked questions in my life, like "whats grad school like?" or "what are you up to today?"

It’s funny because it’s true #phd #phdlife #gradschool #gradschoolproblems #student #AcademicTwitter