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2021 whe fuel prices hit 148bob, Murkomen, Langat, Kindiki and Co were loud asking Uhuru Kenyatta to take responsibility. Today, fuel is at 244bob & they're so quiet. Wajinga ni sisi.

The internet never forgets. Watch this 2021 video carefully. This is Moses Wetang'ula, furious at Uhuru Kenyatta because fuel had reached KSh135. Watch how he asks why fuel was cheaper in Uganda than in Kenya. Today, fuel is at KSh242. What changed?

@moneyacademyKE @SangKip4 Now they can ban X during elections year citing this legal requirement!

Kenya has given Elon Musk’s X platform (formerly Twitter) a 3-month deadline to open a Nairobi office. The government says it could suspend X if the directive is not met.

"Aliskia wezi huchomwa na mafuta akapandisha bei"

An actor who played a character so perfectly that nobody else could ever top it. GIFS ONLY.

@Dr_Clandestine @TheCleanCarClub Alar! That RWD is so perfect, a markX in some mud😂

@TheCleanCarClub Not exactly, but related...

What's the difference between 4WD & AWD?

@Vickyjr @kamauwaruhiu Mwaki iko mwiki kwa wingi😂😂

@kamauwaruhiu Fika Kasarani Mwiki one time.

Ukinunua tokens za 20k kimakosa badala ya 2k what’s next? 🙆‍♂️

Kumbe siri ni kuweka wazungu mbele kwa maandamano.

@TeamMaraga KES 999T was up for grabs but you settled for less? Nyamaasa mamuuuu🤏

KES 100T was up for grabs but you settled for less? Aim higher son 🤏

@YwfYouth @Bossyator Sema yako ama unyamaase maamuuuu😄

@kmihingo @Bossyator of all the things in the world, Keg?

Once the KDZ number plate series runs out, we will have very good number plates on our roads like KEG 500L.

@realdanielgitau @Bossyator @SangKip4 KES 700M ni ya @kipmurkomen iyk😂

@Bossyator @SangKip4 KES 100M will be mine 😅 Nitabook mapema.

@realdanielgitau @Bossyator @SangKip4 KES 100B ilikuwa up for grabs and you settled for 100M? Aim higher son 😂

@YwfYouth @Bossyator Forcing intelligence into a KEG joke is crazy 😭 relax Einstein.

@Bossyator You have a very simplistic, naive mindset.... glad most young people don't think about "bash" all day long but rather complex engineering problems ahead.

@vinguard254 Greed, next question sir?

"What is it that the rest of the world sees in the leadership of William Ruto that you never get a chance to see here in Kenya.?"~ Majority Leader Hon Aaron Cheruiyot to Kenyans.

@Kibet_Goat @davidmartiney Thrice in 3 months, si ungesema tu once per month, shenzii

@davidmartiney I could afford to replace the engine and gearbox thrice in 3 months you can't lecture me on maintenance

Kuna day nimerace msee wa Alto with my wingroad from Isiolo to Nanyuki. Jamaa alinipita hiyo mlima ya Kisima ni kama nimesimama buana. After kumaliza climb nikampata amepack Timau anastretch magoti mbaya sana. Nilipack pia nikaomba fire extinguisher ju engine ilikua inachomeka😅

@moneyacademyKE They should first track lost/stolen/misused tax before anything else

Kenya’s Treasury now says the plan to allow access to mobile money data is aimed at tracking tax evasion and money laundering, not monitoring everyday users.

@SomoinaKapeen Wewe huskii Mt Kenya kuna some cosmic energies etc, and is the centre of Earth 🌍, 🤭😄

Ushawahi jiuliza why wakona obsession na Kenya? Africa is Huuuge! But why do they focus on Kenya? Jiulize a few question btw

@jumaf3 @SangKip4 @CarrefourKe Because it’s quietly pushing near-expiry items you’d probably skip if you were picking fresh stuff in-store 👀

I have realized something about @CarrefourKe... They have more discounts for online shoppers than those who visit physically. Ordering via their MAF App is the way to go. Khabusie!

@Oladeplenty25 @adefisayomie What about some donor with no arms?

@adefisayomie Sperm donors masturbate into a sterile cup in a private room at the clinic. No sex with a nurse or anyone else involved it's strictly clinical and done solo. They usually get some magazines or video options for "inspiration," then the sample is tested and processed.

How do sperm donors donate sperm? Do they masturbate, or do they have sex with a nurse?

@moneyacademyKE Let it pass and we use that to take any unexplainable wealth from Murkomen and his bro Sudi in 2027

A new proposal under Finance Bill 2026 says KRA can freeze or take your money even if you have appealed a tax bill, until the dispute is fully resolved For example, if a bank, SACCO, or M-Pesa is holding your money, it can be frozen or sent to KRA while the case is still ongoing