Daniel Mwania Gitau

Pesa hupea watu kiburi. Nowadays @JohnMbadiN ako na kiburi extra. Humility imeisha kabisa.

@bonifacemwangi Kumbe hiyo relationship ya F4 ni somehow true 😅

“It takes a village to raise a child”-African Proverb

@djeduhmaks A lesson to men , mkiingia room huyo msichana hafai kuingia na simu.

I'm pretty sure D.Light CEO Nick Imudia didn't kill himself because the money exploitation Diana Kavetsa and co was becoming too much. He was a CEO, and money was not a problem. He could pull one or two strings. That guy was into BDSM and Kinky stuff, which the ladies recorded secretly to use them as leverage to get his money. In those alleged videos, Nick might have been allegedly lured into wearing those lingerie and cuffs with the lady wearing a strap with a D bro (things they do to moneyed guys). Yk what that means. Not true, really, but I'm just assuming the worst-case scenarios. The fear that even if he gives the ladies what they want, they will still come back and claim more by using the videos as leverage. The fear of walking around with such videos leaked to everyone is what made him commit suicide. Remember, the other girl introduced herself to Nick as the intermediary for Diana and started manipulating him too, asking for KES. 3 million. They huggled and settled with KES.700K. And in the NDA Diana was seeking a payment of KES.21 million which Nick told her it could not go beyond KES.5 million. Bruh, you can't just give out such large sums of money if your opps don't have strong leverage. I wonder what motivates women to greedily seek money that they've not worked hard for. Men be very extra vigilant when conducting side quests with these Nairobi women. Don't play with Kenyan "waschana wa uwanja " they are always 4 or 5 steps ahead.

@KenyanSays @Andreaarman1 @edwinsifuna uliambiwa na Riggy G mambo ya helicopter uwachane nayo hauskii kabisa.

“The economy is in bad shape. Talk less and work more, and the National Treasury is not a personal office,” – Winnie Odinga criticizes the Kenyan government and CS John Mbadi.

Lipa na NCBA haileti payment confirmation messages zote. Kindly resolve the issue @NCBABankKenya

@Samkam26 @NytoP2PMwangi Shell Kenyatta Road and Toll Kimbo are experts in hoarding 😅

@NytoP2PMwangi Shell is king of hoarding. 11:59 pm they don't have fuel only V power. 00:10 am after price adjustment all pumps are running.

Whoever came up with the phrase cheap is expensive certainly never fueled at Astrol Petrol Station. 1. It is 100% Kenyan, founded in 2000 by the late Thayu Kamal Kabugi and is now run by the son, James Mwangi. 2. They not only own the land their stations are built on to cut costs but also manage their stations directly rather than franchising. 3. Their fuel contains a high 91 PON rating, which is higher than the premium fuels around, including V-Power. 4. They are not only 2 - 7 shillings cheaper but also never hoard fuel whenever there are shortages. We don’t appreciate such companies enough

@kmihingo @Bossyator @SangKip4 100M is enough for me😅

@realdanielgitau @Bossyator @SangKip4 KES 100B ilikuwa up for grabs and you settled for 100M? Aim higher son 😂

Once the KDZ number plate series runs out, we will have very good number plates on our roads like KEG 500L.

@Tano_tisa @B3laze Sijachachisha 😅

@realdanielgitau @B3laze bro ,umechachisha nikaa it's a bar no one ever heard of😂

you listen to njerae and realize your girl just loves complaining

@Etw_trades Focus lazima.

Hahaha huyu ashaprint. I am going to add a vedio on top of it then you guys will be good to go.

@Etw_trades Wacha nipitie hii nione kama nita achieve hiyo 200

If you can consistently make an average of $ 200+ per month trading in Kenya then you are doing well. I am 95% sure that very few Kenyan traders can achieve this.

@Auscostinterior Clean work.

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@NSE_PLC *see

@NSE_PLC There must be a Kip .... incoming. Let wait and seem

𝐈𝐦𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐞!!! 𝐁𝐨𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐭 𝐊𝐞𝐧𝐲𝐚 𝐏𝐢𝐩𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐲

@BrianMPeter Jamaa wa nduthi ni DCI 😅

Nairobi boys mjue hizo bags hazijabeba maji.

@Bui_Irungu No matter how you are faithful your wife will always suspect you have a side chick 😅. "Ukiwa mzuri sana watakushuku baadaye"- Kitu Sewer

Bwana anatoka kidogo alafu anarudi na kuku mbili na mayai tray unafikiria anakupenda kumbe side chick anafanyanga poultry farming. Arume ni nyamu ni kwaria ciaragia.

@eastkhid Kama F1 ni Nick, enyewe pesa huosha mtu 😅 Hapo ata anakaa alikuwa na malnutrition.

Hahaa kitu isikudanga jst coz yu got more than me, unaweza talk down on me. Si ni wwe ulikua carpenter on ur come up? Bro. Ukipata criticism kubali and work on it sio kuja hapa kunisho upuzi ju uko na mazda. I'm not in my prime yet!! Nikifika leta hi dick measuring bullshit TF

@ignyharaz2 Siwezi lala such a place. Heri nikapee watchman wa Petrol Station company.

Nikisema Eldoret mnasema city

This Safaricom result is tragic. Africans are brainwashed. No wonder we are a 3rd World. Kenyans are celebrating and congratulating Ndegwa and Safaricom. But this one of the causes of our Poverty. Look at 2nd Column on the right. This is the Company result for Kenya. Group result includes Ethiopia. So for Kenya: Gross Revenue Shs 410 Billion. Net Profit Shs 118 Billion??? This is 29% Net Margin. Most Companies return 10%! And worse this merely for Service!!! If it was Industry, them at least some benefit to the Country. Many London School Economists keep singing about Foreign Direct Investments. Do they really understand it? What have KBL, Safaricom, BAT added to Kenya in the decades they have been here?? Have their ex employees set up rival Companies?? Those companies in most Countries are Local Industries. Most of these ' Employees' and Economists who marvel at millions will be proud not knowing we are exporting Wealth and Jobs. They are trading in KShs and repatriating US$. Probably Ndegwa, David Ndii, Julians Omboko are celebrating. Deeper analysis is even more troubling. Dividend is KES 2 per share Earnings per share is KES 2.95 Net profit after tax 118b Dividends are (2 divided by 2.95 ) or 67% dividends declared of profit after tax. They retain very little in the Company !! 67% of Net profit 118b = KES 80 billion is dividends. I think Vodacom own 60% so they will get 60% x 80b = KES 48 Billion or GBP 280 million. Now take their income of KES 410 billion. Dividend to the UK - KES 48 billion That percentage is 11.7%. This percentage of income that SF earns goes as dividends to the UK Imagine you send money to someone and it costs KES 130 (assume 30 is excise, VAT etc) so SF net revenue is KES 100. Out of that KES 100 a total of 11% of this amount is going to King Charles or KES 11. We cannot be working so hard to plant Tea, etcvto generate FOREX to pay King Charles 11% Safaricom Revenues Add the Billions at least 11B outsourced services eg paying rent to American Tower Company for using Towers. Towers which were bought from Telkom Kenya for a song. Simple things that Kenyans should be doing. That is at least another Shs 20B. Then since Safaricom gets prepaid Airtime, which is like Advance Payment, they are so liquid they have never taken a Loan. This liquidity is what is lent as Fuliza etc. So Safaricom is mopping money from every village, slum etc And yet Members of Parliament and other stooges can gloat that ' SAFARICOM IS A KENYAN COMPANY and should have a KENYAN identity when they have made a misadventure to Ethiopia ( Good for them). The first column illustrates how Kenya is subsidizing that operation. From a net Profit of Shs 118B, that Operation reduces that margin to Shs 73B. Black Africans have to wake up and promote Local Industries like Mastermind Tobacco and Keroche Breweries. Africans are just illiterate thinking they are very smart. Colonialism of the Mind, Economy is still very much alive. And they have ensured it continues with dangling of bait, hook, line and sinker something called 'Democracy, Capitalism and Freedom' !!