pawg save america

there’s nothing a dick could do to my throat that dry swallowing an anti depressant hasn’t

@detachment_red oh no i am so sorry!!

@judecomputer stop i need

i promise i intended to buy a very normal pair of uggs to replace my old destroyed ones but i was powerless against these 🖤🥹

i arrive to your pool party, wearing goggles i brought from home, ready to enter the pool - i bring no treat to share, no verbal greeting. this is about access to a pool for me

@baysueb this is one of the saddest things i have ever read

i used to have a guy send me mozzarella stick money and he’s gone now. i have no mozzarella stick money.

bunny mode

my goal for my 30th birthday in about a year is to save up enough PTO and money to take the Zephyr to Chicago, fly to NYC, drive from there to Louisville and end the trip flying to New Orleans

going to stay with my older sister later this week and i cannot wait to mooch off her so hard. i will be in her pantry, in her closet, in her medicine cabinet, wearing her vintage Frye boots

RIP Lindsey Graham. When I did alt-comedy in DC there were like a half dozen really talented methheads in the scene who all fucked him for cash, which basically made him a patron of the arts

1. I am a genius 2. There is not a single thing I don’t excel at 3. Cigarettes will never hurt me 4. I know what you did 5. I don’t experience withdrawal 6. I want to go swimming

because if you go to Galveston you realize no one should go in that dirty ass water

fascinating how much more and more misandry pilled i find myself. every day i have pleasant interactions with women in public spaces and find myself annoyed by the sheer amount of space a man takes up

@sailorsocialist sharp objects

What’s my next show to do chores while I watch?

@the_papacy_ @hello__caitlin i think it’s hot

@hello__caitlin Caitlin, why do you want me to kill myself?

If I didn’t want to be accused of listing to podcasts I would simply not look like every member of cumtown all at once

i have profound love for everyone committed to anti-rape movements despite the discouragement of living in a world where we remain constantly jammed up in basic definitional debate about what rape is and where consequences for that rape remain essentially a theoretical construct

@franzkatka i love how you said she was looking more normal that one time and ever since she’s not looked normal at all

she’s never been gruntled a day in her life

Featherless? Biped?

@svershbow many men don’t really believe non consensual sexual encounters cause harm or amount to rape unless it’s some horrific incident that would appear on law & order

Kavanaugh hearings-level crashing out over how bad some of these Graham Platner takes are. If you are a man posting about how women experience report, and talk about sexual assault, you might want to go outside and think about how your words impact others.

re: the general left and leftlib male pundit reaction to the platner stuff

i am not a big soccer fan but every time i watch penalty kicks i get so scared for the goalies i could fucking cry those poor babies