Mr carter

This man just destroyed the whole argument. Anyone still saying Nigeria is economically thriving under Tinubu’s government should pay close attention, he continues to be a disaster for the country.

9/10 of EFCC officials are hardened criminals, dishonest thieves, and useless hypocrites.

@jon_d_doe It's the jobless ones that have this useless feelings awon alainiopolo

A married man shared his story of how his wife was complaining about him not being present because of his job. Then he planned with his boss, & told his wife that he has resigned so he can be more present. His wife didn't take it lightly, & went ahead to plead with his boss to reconsider. What does that tell you? She knows that as woman, she can ruin her marriage when her husband is unable to provide for her and the children. But she was in her feelings when she was complaining, and she just voiced it out not minding the consequences of what she said. I have always said that: women's greatest enemies is not their fellow women, but their feelings. If you are not wise as a man, you'd do their bidding at the moment to please them, thinking that you're doing it because you love them. They would deny you ooo. Imagine if that man wasn't wise? His wife would just start cheating and insulting him for being a useless husband and father. You must stay 5 steps ahead of your wife as a man. Listen to her, but make sure you weigh the consequences of acceding to her feelings. Otherwise... "Are you not a man?" "Did I ask you to resign from your job?" "Even if I did, are you not supposed to be the head of this house?" "Stop crying like a child, you married me, so deal with it" "Can't see your mates?" End.

"Atiku Abubakar is calling Bola Tinubu a thief and Bola Tinubu is also calling Atiku a thief. Both Atiku and Tinubu have not called Peter Obi a thief for once. Thief knows thief " ~ Dele Farotimi says..

Lady left in shock after the bread she bought 4 days ago got spoiled, while the one she bought 2 weeks ago still remained fresh and unchanged.

PUBLIC STATEMENT FABRICATED X (TWITTER) ACCOUNT OF PROF. JOASH AMUPITAN, SAN

I am back again my dear INEC 😂 Your point 2 on screenshot one says and I quote “Timestamp analysis shows the alleged 2026 reply, 'Victory is sure', was posted 13 minutes before the original post by @dayoisreal. This is physically impossible on any digital platform”(screenshot attached) 😂 LEMME PROVE THAT TO YOU AND DESTROY YOUR “Forensic Claim number 2” Well, your “forensic experts” didn’t tell you that @dayoisrael made the post on 18/03/2023 at 16:02, @joashamupitan commented at 16:05(screenshot 2 attached) At 16:18, @dayoisrael edited the tweet and added the following words “Glory be to God” to his initial tweet at 16:02, which ended with the following “Never happened before, NEVER. (Screenshot 3 shows edit history” You can take a look at @dayoisrael’s original tweet at 16:02 in screenshot 4

Hahahaha

@ruffydfire @BwalaDaniel what's going on sir

Make it go viral.

"I don't understand what's happening on the timeline again o. Are you now bullying people who don't support your candidate?" Their candidate & party:

President : ahsjdisiealalsdnfnttjaksmdifjrjqkwkrnnflldnsjska Supporters : 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏

Now I know why 😂

Don’t say anything. Don’t explain anything. Don’t debate anybody please. Just retweet, repost and share everywhere.

“They cut the light” — Olumide Abiodun Oworu To every true Nigerian, Please Speak Up!! The INEC chairman MUST resign immediately.

@UTDSaha @hannytalker My brother you said it all if I knew what I knew now I no go put woman for house never

@hannytalker Marry early because who dun get sense nor dey get married.

Married men tell the unmarried men something they should know before they get married.

@xatbiodam Extremely insane

M@dness dey everywhere! 🤣🤣😜 But you see warri own, them carry A1🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Keke people migwo ....

Someone who increases fuel from N185 to N1,400. Do you think that person has good intentions for you?

Anybody that pays 2million naira for Don Julio is supposed to be immediately investigated by EFCC. You need to explain to the whole country what you actually do for a living that you are willing to spare 2million naira for a cheap drink that even the original version is a meagre £135. It cannot be because of club lights and girls wearing bumshorts carrying candle on their head with a placard saying “Go Chioma”. There must something else driving such wasteful spending. 😂

To do list, get a voters card and a machete.