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@ChienjoVictor "Kenyan scholars" + Wavinya = 404

The controversial 1992 thesis on Artificial Intelligence is not publicly available in any academic repository or library.

@ray_omollo Frame 2 is shaped like a snake. Have some shame, little bro

The completion of the Ngong–Suswa Highway is a major milestone and a true game changer for regional connectivity. Now fully operational, the approximately 70 kilometre tarmac road provides a critical alternative to the often congested Nairobi–Mai Mahiu Road along the escarpment. The highway creates a direct and more efficient link from Ngong Town to Suswa, significantly reducing travel time for motorists heading to Narok, Bomet and Kisii Counties as well as other parts of the larger Western Kenya. The highway is already unlocking significant economic opportunities along the corridor. Farmers and livestock traders in Kajiado County now enjoy faster and more reliable access to markets in Nairobi, enabling them to move produce and livestock more efficiently while reducing transport costs. Improved accessibility has also triggered a steady rise in land value and stimulated new investments, including petrol stations, service centres, hospitality facilities and other roadside enterprises that are creating jobs and expanding local commerce. At the national level, the highway plays an important role in decongesting traffic along the Nairobi–Mai Mahiu escarpment corridor, particularly during festive seasons or in situations where the route is disrupted by accidents, landslides or floods. Through the coordination of the State Department for Internal Security and National Administration, the corridor benefits from strengthened road safety awareness, improved coordination with security agencies and enhanced administrative oversight along the route.

@kenyanpundit @kipmurkomen @ray_omollo 🤭 Shouldn't have told them, now they'll have Ananias launch it 12 times before the elections, spend 13 billion to "design" the SMS and then charge applicants 50 bob.

Hi @kipmurkomen @ray_omollo - why can’t people get SMS notifications once their ID is ready for collection similar to what happens for passport and DL?

@moneyacademyKE Watch the morons increase their salary by the tax amount

MPs can now be taxed on car allowances after the High Court ruled that the payments are personal financial gain and therefore taxable.

@Safaricom_Care I have been called before by your agents to assist customers in reversing payments to paybill/till. How do I initiate such a request for myself? I can DM more context.

@Cevin_Owuor @brayo_odu I hope ulienda straight to the changing room 😛😛

@brayo_odu Dakika ya 10 nishatoka nje jamani, na nilibeba msupa wangu Jacky akuje aniwatch 😂😂😂

Kuna siku huko ushago midfielder amekombolewa. Mimi kama fullback nikajifanya kupanda. Nilipigiwa pasi moja kutoka katikati nikaskia wamama wakiwika huko Kwa touchline "namba ariyo usowa." Kibango ikainuliwa Mimi nikakuwa luwere😂😂😂😂

@KELLYKATHAMBI2 Someone just got head hunted..he sent the full JD

My Pal at KSL tells me he wanna leave his long distance gf because he needs a gf that's closer to him, so that she can cook for him after classes and be his peace because he finishes his classes at 8 and logs in for firm work till 10 and he's too tired to do anything else. Smh.

@CAF_Media You are corrupt, your father FIFA is more corrupt. Prevent those "incidences".

CAF is implementing changes and improvements to the CAF Statutes and Regulations that will strengthen the trust and confidence in the CAF Referees, VAR Operators and Judicial Bodies. These changes and improvements to the CAF Statutes and Regulations will also ensure that the incidences that took place at the Final Match of the TotalEnergies CAF AFCON Morocco 2025 do not happen again cafonline.com/news/media-sta…

Exact same issue for me- I know my previous books and articles have been used to train AI (looking at you anthropic)- & when I run previous articles (written pre-AI) into AI checkers, they can come back as high as 90% AI. It's not artificial intelligence- it's collective human intelligence.

I tested something I'd written myself: my first academic article, published 45 years ago. It came in at 77% AI-generated.

@Westside_254 "keen to details" 😛😛 she's looking for an auditor

Another L in the bag.Its high time I start chasing cash

@TMZ *86 has died at the age of Chuck Norris

🕊️ Chuck Norris has died at 86. tmz.me/N3EVxQe

@DoubleGender @DschlopesIsBack So you are saying that JC is not your neega?

@DschlopesIsBack I work at a Catholic school and sometimes I sing the first bars of this rap... I always stop myself before I reach the Chorus :(

“Rappin' For Jesus" The best video in the history of the internet 😂

@ManCityUS You will close the roof, won't you?

We believe.

@KenyaAirways 3 "Your flight has been affected by a delay..." messages incoming

Umejaribu business class? 😎

@ReidTheGame How can we keep the strait of Hormuz open and safe?

Just get Dowman on. These are scary decisions that win titles.

@bayer04_en Abort mission Levi! I repeat, you are not cleared to do anything, over.

TIME TO DO THIS, LEV! ✊

@SamuelAtandi Writes one of those "who were plucked from obscurity"

Baba is gone . Those who were plucked from obscurity & made into “something”by Baba should now learn to live without him . Life goes on, broadbased govt for good

@PeakSxnti Chelsenal

Good morning blues, I didn't see OUR players Cucurella and Estevao yesterday.. Hope it's nothing serious and they will be available for City?