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@smittyszn10 @CamDerbyTV And yet our attendance was still higher than any of the teams you’re referencing. Why are you so obsessed with size?

@CamDerbyTV Well the stadium is half the size of any other top 15 team so. Easy to fill lol

I want to be very clear. This is a Spring Game. #GoDucks

@jchat85 The Jets drafted Kenyon Sadiq tonight. He’s a freak athlete, so maybe she’s not doomed after all!!

Focusing on the “rooting for the Jets will make her tougher than you ever thought imaginable” part of this tweet Completely ignoring the “she’s doomed im afraid” part of this tweet

@tearsofrem I’m not being judgmental at all, but I’m curious what you thought it meant?

Oh. I just put together what this meant.

@tayvishazetoo I’m from California and have been married 30 years, and I had both a Maid and Matron of Honor at our wedding. I never knew that was uncommon until I saw your post!

@joshsec15 @AdamKoffler If you’re going to quote average house price, than you should also quote average income (I’ll save you time, it’s $63K)

@AdamKoffler Average house in the US is 450K. So your 700k isn’t a “decent” starter home. He also says 5% not the 20% you falsely stated.

Here’s Dave Ramsey’s advice on buying a house in the year 2026: - Have 20% for a down payment to avoid private mortgage insurance (PMI) - Do a 15-year fixed rate loan - Make sure your monthly payment isn’t more than 1/4th of your take home pay Let’s put that math to the test 👇🏼

@chomakovg I would eat 360 @Oreo ‘s in 24 hours for free 😋

Would you take 100k right now or would you take 5 million but you have to eat 10 Oreo packs (36 oreos in a pack) within 24 hours to get that 5 million? You fail, you walk away with nothing.

@starryvalentine I thought the same thing 😭

teddy swims is a person???? i thought that was ed sheeran's instagram name?😭

From soaring eagles to curious seals, national forests and grasslands provide essential habitat for thousands of species. Protecting wildlife means protecting the ecosystems that sustain us all. #NationalWildlifeWeek (Forest Service photos.)

@newheightshow @JasonKelce @tkelce Thank you for adopting a rescue pup!! 🥰

The Kelce dog update everyone’s been asking for … Jason’s new dog officially has a new name (or two)

@KwadeSays Still too soon 😭

Dante Moore picking vanilla without hesitation instead of waiting to throw to a wide open Jeremiah McClellan

5 years ago Taylor started her journey to reclaim her work with Fearless (Taylor's Version) and now these both belong with her 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶 #5YearsofFearlessTaylorsVersion 📷: Beth Garrabrant taylor.lnk.to/FearlessTaylor…

@nienna121 @w0rm_face Pretty sure those types of gifts would be enjoyed by the CHILD. You’re trying not to annoy the PARENT.

@w0rm_face Completely agree! I want to gift something that will be enjoyed, not something that’s going to be an annoyance.

My niece’s birthday is in 2 weeks and my sister sent out a list of gift ideas but asked for no battery-powered toys because “I’m tired of trying to keep up.” lmao I’m obsessed with her lack of concern over how anyone feels about it

@AniseNot It sounds like the Boomers aren’t the problem, your Man’s inability to set and hold boundaries is the problem. 12 days is a long time, and he needs to step up and take responsibility for his family. You should never have been put in this position in the first place 🫶🏻

There is an innate selfishness in boomers who don’t have children I have 2 visiting me right now. They are from Man’s side of the family. The amount they expect to do every day in environments not conducive to child schedules or convenience for parents has got me so worn down Prior to this, every time they have visited, Man continues working, maybe taking a couple days off & I am left to chauffeur & host them every day The rest of my household has always been thoroughly enamored by them so I have grit my teeth & committed to making the best of it. I do love & appreciate them, they are wonderful people, but hosting them while managing my kids is simply too much for me So this time when I found out they were visiting for 12 days I put my foot down & said he must take the week off work if he wanted them to visit. I simply refused to host them on my own We are on day 6 & this afternoon Man pulled me aside & remarked at how it seems one of them specifically is actually quite selfish & it starts to feel like we are expected to be supporting act in a one man show while managing our children in inconvenient & uncomfortable circumstances & I was like “THANK YOU FOR FINALLY REALIZING THIS” But even with him around to help everyone still relies on me for all plans, directions, reservations, destination & restaurant choices, meal planning, etc. Like when something goes wrong everyone is coming to me to fix it And one of the visitors REFUSES to do anything inside. No museums, malls, movies. Nothing corporate like zoos, aquariums or theme parks. Everything is expected to be outside, beach days, hiking, boats I am fried, tired, my kids haven’t gone to bed before 10pm in a week. I just got my period and I am supposed to get up early tomorrow to herd the boomers & both kids to an island for a 5 hour beach day, no strollers or wagons allowed YOU GUYS I CANT DO THIS, EVEN WITH HIS HELP

@FreeYourGrind @livingpoolside @uncledoomer The blame going from Boomers to Millennials highlights how invisible Gen X is 😂 (but thank you for not blaming us)

@livingpoolside @uncledoomer In 15 years it will be “the millennials are ruining the housing market”

baby boomer wants $500k for this sensible starter home, and you'll have to put $150k into it as soon as you buy it because boomer hasn't done anything to update it since they bought it 40 years ago for $50k

@fightindragonsx Mom gets it!

My mom sent me this 😂

Reminder that we’re in this spot because uneducated white men voted for the guy who promised to make them feel better about being underachievers by blaming nonwhites for all of their problems.

@JamesBryantWX My 24 year old daughter still falls asleep on my shoulder when we’re watching a movie together. The magic never ends ✨

I will be letting our 6 month old daughter fall asleep on me every night until it’s just not possible anymore

@RebeccaCNReid Equally important, she is not giving her own body time to heal and recover between pregnancies. No one should be getting pregnant at 4 weeks post-partum

You cannot give nine children adequate time, attention and connection. You are, unquestionably, with nine children, spending less time with your children than a working parent with two kids.

We gotta fix this whole “can attack anyone in the world without congressional approval” feature of our government.

Happy Malik Benson 40-Yard Dash Day to all those that celebrate