RILEY (very mastodon)

Had to pay rent to cover roommate, who then refused to pay us back and has made life a living hell and is now leaving us with rent we can't really afford. any help is appreciated. ♥

@Warcraft Sessille Moon Guard US #WarcraftStory @Warcraft

@konatakin A #WarcraftStory for the history books. Reply to this tweet with the same info for a new story.

Let's have some fun today. Tweet the following to get your #WarcraftStory ✍ Your Character’s Name ✍ Realm ✍ Region (US, EU, TW or KR) ✍ #WarcraftStory ✍ @Warcraft

@xfinity why the fuck cant i change my port forwarding settings on my router? why do i have to use a dysfunctional app that takes 10 solid seconds to load and doesnt even let me get to my settings. your entire company is incompetent.

@Steam @Steam the good news is- it works now! the bad news is- at 20fps!

@Steam steam deck ui is just doing this on Pop_OS!:

@matttwood gotta agree on the per-object coloring of the outlines, and that the aliasing is funky but that may be twitter compression

Ok I have a question for you. Which looks better to you: 1, 2, or 3?

@worikc perish.

@murleees twenty-five bucks and a motorcycle shaped chocolate

@AmazonHelp not worried about it tbh. allow your workers to unionize.

@konatakin We're sorry to hear about the issue you're experiencing. You can find available order options here: amzn.to/NAReturns. -Michael

bought headphones on amazon and got sent the right brand but wrong pair.

as an aside: very comfy headphones. thanks hyperx.

my brand new cool mastodon is @magni@jort.horse

*creates a virtual ransom note with wiktionary pronunciation audio clips*

it is clear, at times, that god has prepared his court with me as his jester. a feast of a circus, that of whipped cream pies, and lions set to hunt. the unfortunate truth, however, is that i am no mere clown. i am a fool, and i will burn this tent down, even if i shall join it.

im not so sure that that's correct, steam...

what is this? lol @Spotify

@DrumsinGaming @doom_txt Pardon?

If you like the Doom Wiki (who doesn't?) and use it every day like the massive nerd you are, They now have a Patreon to help with server costs. Give yer buxx here: patreon.com/doomwiki

BREAKING NEWS: u look kinda nice todya...

Shepherds pie = mutton Cottage pie = beef American pie = turkey

@Warcraft Carmensandy Korgath US #WarcraftStory @Warcraft

@konatakin A #WarcraftStory for the history books. Reply to this tweet with the same info for a new story.