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City fans were trying to leave Allianz Stadium while their team were down but weren't allowed 😳

Arsenal fans won’t like this.

If your new tech job gives you a : Dell laptop : You have 3 warnings before you get fired. MacBook : Your job is safe if the next funding round comes in. Lenovo Thinkpad : You’re probably going to spend 28years there. Microsoft surface : They don’t take you serious, they just need you for the gram. Acer : They hired you because your Dad Knows the CEO. No laptop : They’re trying to test you. HP pro book : You probably work for a secret organisation. MSI : You’re working for the government, you just don’t know. Samsung : You department doesn’t actually exist, but the CEO needs his daughter who’s heading your department to get work experience. Acer touchscreen : They think you’re a kid.

Ẹ̀jẹ̀ Jésù 😔