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@kream926

i once had a full head of hair...

Buffalo, NY Katılım Mayıs 2009
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Tax 🦬
Tax 🦬@716tax·
Sometimes I think I could open my own restaurant, sweet baby rays BBQ pork sandwich
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Kream@kream926·
@airmainengineer its for when your mom gets on the airplane so it doesnt tip
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Becca is on the Menu
Becca is on the Menu@RedRebeccax·
It wasn't rage bait, I didn't realize people liked them enough to argue with me, lmao.
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Becca is on the Menu@RedRebeccax·
And I'm sorry I compared them to Taylor Swift, that was below the belt.
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Kream@kream926·
@Top100Rick My friends rip on me for 22 seconds
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Rick Golfs
Rick Golfs@Top100Rick·
Not singling this girl out. It’s an epidemic with young golfers. This is not a video loop. This is one shot! But 1 minutes 15 seconds to pull the trigger shouldn’t be allowed. This doesn’t include the time for setup and planning. At the youth level maybe we actually need a strict shot clock. Have to start early. Once a player is used to this, it’s crazy pressure to change it.
themechanic@mensgrill69

“This is part of her routine” I would have already been on the green waiting before she pulled the trigger.

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Kream@kream926·
@RedRebeccax I hope you get a paper cut soon, on your tongue
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Becca is on the Menu
Becca is on the Menu@RedRebeccax·
Alright Goo Goo dolls fans, back off of me. You have convinced me to listen to some of their less well known tracks. I just hate Iris because its so overplayed, and I had it stuck in my head while I had insomnia Monday night and it played over and over again.
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MJ.
MJ.@MissCimato·
I think I’m going to delete my account. I just don’t have enough shit talking in me anymore.
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Bob
Bob@RealBobmills·
@kream926 Look to your right
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Bob@RealBobmills·
We out here 🏖️
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Hunter Eagleman™
Hunter Eagleman™@Hunter_Eagleman·
Who steals 12 tons of KitKat’s chocolate? 12 TONS!! 😆
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Carissa
Carissa@Carissa1177·
So the motor on my driver’s side window of my car decided to die this evening… so I watched a YouTube video on replacing the part, and it didn’t look too crazy, so I ordered the part and I am going to attempt to fix it myself. I got this, right!? 😬🫣🫠
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Becca is on the Menu
Becca is on the Menu@RedRebeccax·
Anyone telling me the Goo Goo Dolls rock needs to check their purse for condoms.
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Kream
Kream@kream926·
@airport_girl Miami Florida and Miami Oklahoma are pronounced differently also
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Stephanie
Stephanie@airport_girl·
Houston street in NYC is NOT pronounced the same as the Texas city.
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Big Ditch Brewing
Big Ditch Brewing@bigditchbrewing·
Slightly too hungover to write an April Fools Day joke today ngl
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Kream@kream926·
@kevin_nealon I’ve got a great movie treatment for you both. Jim Carrey’s “yes man” except it’s “no thanks”
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Kevin Nealon
Kevin Nealon@kevin_nealon·
I invited Larry David on my hiking podcast. He texted back: “no."
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