Krissy Eliot

I made my first trek out to Willow Creek, CA last year for the #Bigfoot Daze festival. I met #Sasquatch hunters, skeptics, and a guy who saw a Mogwai. Read all about it today in @californiamag: bit.ly/2zxvHsx @CryptoLoren @MattMoneymaker1 @CliffBarackman @BFRO_Updates

Me after I see they're out of rotisserie chicken at @Costco. #smalltragedies #betrayal

I'm not sure who should be more annoyed: Me, because I'm the only one in the room with a moral compass, or them, because they have to endure it.

@chadopitz Would be much more environmentally friendly if they did potatoes in the @McDonalds ball pen. Without the nudity. Maybe use fries instead? They have like, a million of them.

Early Irish pornography

A couple of poodles with major ennui 🐩 ☁️ 🐩

This could be you, but you playin'.

Next career move? Professional Ronnie James Dio impersonator. Prepare to throw your panties. #karaoke 👸🎙

@zachtbennett Thank you, my dear. Hope you've had a winning year as well. 💋

@krissyeliot Yooooo happy birthday Krissy!! Glad to see you alive and winning.

Today marks the end of Year 33 in the Krissy Eliot Chronicles. We laughed! We cried! We remembered that 33 is the year Jesus died!!! Well, I made it to 34. And I'm looking back on this year, like HELL YEAH. What a ride. 🎡🎪🎠✍️🎙🐷👭👫💅🩷

I ONCE TOUCHED @ChuckPalahniuk AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED... Please savor this glimpse of me in a pig onesie 🐷at @RevHallpdx during Chuck's NOT FOREVER, BUT FOR NOW book tour, presented by @Powells. I told this story right before launching into my reading. 💋 #WritingLife #pigs

Trying to attract the zen sasquatches of the Oregon wilds...

Last night's @RevHallpdx performance for @chuckpalahniuk's book tour was magical. For those of you who don't know, this is my best friend @erinpotterplow. We came together because of cryptids, but stayed for the writing... And heterosexual life mate love. 💞 @Powells

@kriheli @RevHallpdx @chuckpalahniuk @ErinPotterPlow @Powells Thank you! ❤️ 💋

@krissyeliot @RevHallpdx @chuckpalahniuk @ErinPotterPlow @Powells You were great!

Tonight's the night, sexies! Currently prepping my outfit for this evening's @RevHallpdx reading alongside the legendary @chuckpalahniuk and @erinpotterplow! You won't wanna miss it. Shit's gonna get weird. And there may be kangaroos... @Powells 💋

@taskett @RevHallpdx @chuckpalahniuk @ErinPotterPlow @Powells (Insert blush here) Thank you so much! Seriously. Was lucky to have such a supportive audience, and of course, was lucky to read alongside Chuck. And glad to know another woman who appreciates a good misogynist murder. 😘😉

@krissyeliot @RevHallpdx @chuckpalahniuk @ErinPotterPlow @Powells Don't tell Chuck, but your reading was the best story of the night!

Sound on to hear an excerpt from my new novel NOT FOREVER, BUT FOR NOW, read by Raphael Corkhill and available now from @SimonAudio. Download your copy today:bit.ly/3xjASuo

Today is the day! NOT FOREVER BUT FOR NOW is available everywhere! I’m also kicking off my big U.S. tour in OR Get the book, get your tickets, spread the word! Book: spr.ly/6019P3c7b Tickets: spr.ly/6017P3c7Z

@CheapCrass @Maegan_Heil @ErinPotterPlow @chuckpalahniuk I'm so glad! I live to serve.

@Maegan_Heil @ErinPotterPlow @krissyeliot @chuckpalahniuk Krissy's first story I heard live made me laugh so much I thought I was going to pee my pants.

Break a leg, @ErinPotterPlow, @krissyeliot, and @chuckpalahniuk !! Hell, break three legs! Today’s the day!

@Maegan_Heil @ErinPotterPlow @chuckpalahniuk 🥰😘🥰