ColoradoKrista - Parody can occur at any time

So his mother had a choice and wasn't forced by the government. Now, he wants to use the government to force other women?!?!?

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@atrupar Once in a while he gives you those tiny little truth nuggets, but they're never true like he thinks they are. Just once I'd like to see one of these cowardly "journalists" to tell Trump that Biden left him an economy that was the envy of the world.

@atrupar The entire world saw massive inflation, due to covid, and they're so desperate to make it appear like Biden's fault. It started skyrocketing at the end of Trump 1.0, and according to them it wasn't Biden's economy for year.

@atrupar Mr. Dokoupil, he just admitted he paid for CBS to be a pro-Trump network, and the way he told you that, it sounds like a threat. Mob boss kind of threat.

Federal agents grab a woman to drag her away from her car, days after an ICE agent fatally shot Renee Nicole Good, in Minneapolis, Minnesota. Photo by Tim Evans

🚨CAUGHT ON TAPE: Somali aunties handed out samosas to the anti ICE protesters in Minneapolis. The country is uniting and MAGA’s attack is backfiring.

@SilerTheod39600 @Andres69449468 @citizengatsby Well he didn’t until her wife called him big boy. Then, against policy, as she went to get in the vehicle, he moved in front of the vehicle which negates any self-defense claim.

@Andres69449468 @citizengatsby Actually that is his training taking over. Every officer does everything they can to keep their weapon hand free.

Welp, that explains why his interaction with Renee Good’s wife angered him so much.

@ukrainiansquad REAL men and REAL soldiers. Fighting for freedom. ✊ Slava Ukraine! 🇺🇦✊ Not like the ICE and CBP losers we have here who are handing our freedom to a dictator.

Ukrainian soldiers still moving to the front lines. Don’t forget to wish them safety & victory 🙏

@covie_93 It’s the ranching and meat packing lobbies who wants us eating red meat every meal.

When was the war on protein???

For as long as I live, I’ll never understand how the man who incited this, was returned to the office he was trying to steal. Never.

@BihhhImFlawless @davenewworld_2 Literally and figuratively.

@davenewworld_2 She was not falling for it! 😭😭😭🤣

What the heck is going on here

Please support my GoFundMe for a Minnesota lawyer so we can sue ICE everywhere they try to hurt me! gofund.me/d848f81d3

Got roughed up and Arrested by 20 ICE Agents in Minnesota today for being Awesome in a Giraffe onesie! Here's the unedited widescreen version!🦒💙 Please RT so Elon has to pay me TWITTER AD revenue money to be awesome around ICE and MAGA!

With ZERO fucks left to give, Mark Ruffalo speaks truth to America's pedophile führer. 🙌🙏💪👏✊👇

When the New York Times asked Trump about his family’s expanding foreign business interests that Trump himself still profits from, he said:  “I found out that nobody cared, and I’m allowed to.” Raise your hand if you care. ✋✋✋

ICE arrests man dressed as giraffe, who was speaking out against ICE. What a joke. This is what we are paying for as Trump steals more money from Americans.

CONSEQUENCES FOR DUMBASSES: You are an F'ing idiot. If we invade Greenland we go to war with 31 nations. NATO stays together but without us. Its HQ is in Brussels, not the Pentagon. Our global reach across the Atlantic will end with our closest refueling base in Israel or Egypt. 100,000 American soldiers will be forced to board civil airliners and sent home or be taken as POWs/Detainee sWITHOUT WEAPONS OR EQUIPMENT. Canada will close its airspace and sea space. US Ballistic Missile Defense at Pettufik and Fylingdales ENDS, which means we see nothing except what space sensors can see. US Intelligence is reduced to Fort Meade, Ft Gordon and Colorado Springs and Hawaii. CIA spies will be rolled up by their former friends in HOURS. NO ONE WILL SHARE ANYTHING WITH US. ALL GLOBAL SHIPPING WILL BE CLOSED TO US. Denmark operates the largest shipping company in the world. SIX OUT OF TEN global shipping companies are in Europe ... Worlds Biggest container ships? DENMARK! Australia, NZ, Canada are Commonwealth so they will cut ties with us or be neutral too. PS Denmark & locals tun all life support and generators at Pittufik and Canada resupplies it ... all 150 US Spece force personnel would become POWs to guys on sleds. FYI They have troops there now and 35,000 Caribou hunting rifles. FYI France and UK have nukes. Hundreds of them so you cannot intimidate them with that. Oh and they collapse the US economy by sanctioning us and selling off 2.3 Trillion in US treasuries simultaneously. Also no Botox, Ozempic or insulin. Its made in Denmark. Ya fucking dope.

Ok this legit cracked me up.