Kelly Roberts

@keithmurphy When I got my masters degree our commencement speaker was Bill Cosby. John Michael Turdman probably would have been a better option.

My commencement speaker was John Michael Turdman. My son Colin’s was Harrison Ford.

@ISeeSkies0fBlue @ZachLahn @GOP You’re a teacher so that means you must be a Marxist according to @ZachLahn . Guy seems like a complete nut job. Where do we find these candidates. Thank you for your dedication to the children of Iowa.

@ZachLahn: Just saw your gross TV ad. I'm a teacher. No one is "teaching kids to hate our country." Smh. 🤦🏼‍♀️ Running campaigns on misinformation that instills fear & hate is always the @GOP's MO & it's exhausting, harmful & nothing abt that inspires hope in American voters. #iagov

@KXnO1stQuarter 8

To what level do you like your toast done?

@keithmurphy @johnsears Back in the old days with the 20 lb fiberglass Herky head that would have been disastrous.

No days off for the Cy-Hawk rivalry. Herky and Cy mix it up in Grand Blue Mile Mascot Madness. Need a ruling here! Do we have any officials? 🎥@johnsears

@YoitsRosie I have twin daughters. Does this mean that they’ll play for the Fever?

Wait, Justine Pissott is a twin too? Now Indiana have two sets of twins on the team…what are the odds 😂 Edit: it’s actually 3- Kelsey, Lexie and now Justine Edit #2: Raven is ALSO a twin! FOUR twins on one team

@DustyBottoms04 Waukee Hy-Vee has 2 pallets.

Busch Light Apple thread: If you find Bapple for sale, post the location in the comments. 🤝🍻

@DustyBottoms04 Yes, and they can now call you Boomer or Unc.

Turned 40 today. Assuming this means I can now call anyone that is younger than me a whippersnapper.

@MikelDerby @MikelDerby if you get a chance check out last night’s 60 minutes interview of three prominent US Cardinals.

@mleighd86 Beth came to our tailgate last year just to meet us and say thank you.

Can someone find me the last not at all reassuring, sloth speed, awkward video Beth Goetz put out to make the Hawkeye fan base sleep better at night? Oh. She hasn’t done that? Because it hasn’t been necessary? And not only does Beth meet Iowa athletes, she meets fans too 🖤

@DustyBottoms04 Husker Fan, “Yeah, but Volleyball” 🤣

Iowa vs Nebraska in sports I actually watch: Football: ✅ Women’s basketball: ✅ Wrestling: ✅ Women’s basketball: ✅ Men’s basketball: ✅ Men’s basketball: TBD

@DevDen07 @DavidEickholt I think I heard dislocated ankle

@DavidEickholt Was there ever an update for her sister? We watched her at Drake on Friday and just hoping for some good news for the family!

Jan Jensen: Taylor McCabe is the epitome of an Iowa Hawkeye.

@stillnothawkize Just ahead of Ames High and Gilbert.

in the county, sure

@OffTheBenchKXnO Iowa classes start next Tuesday.

@ChadLeistikow @ChadLeistikow are the numbers reversed for Hawkeye home games?

Free-throw attempts in 3 Iowa road games? Opponents 76, Hawkeyes 35. Ben McCollum learning what life on the B1G road is like, team illnesses & other thoughts from the 70-67 loss at Minnesota. hawkcentral.com/story/sports/c…

@SenJoniErnst Odd, it’s $2.69 in Waukee this morning.

📍Des Moines, Iowa $1.89 for a gallon of gas. Thank you, President Trump!

@rkrager8 They do, they just don’t get called. 🤷‍♂️

Does UConn NOT foul?!? Wtf.

@Maverik why is gas at the Ute Ave store in Waukee, IA $.40 more per gallon than other locations in Waukee and West Des Moines?

@ChinLovesIowa @JessSettlesHoop As a Waukee dad I hate to say it, but nobody is beating Waukee NW.

Woah woah woah there @JessSettlesHoop, there’s a couple Ankeny schools that might have a say in that 5A volleyball title…

@BarstoolUIowa #IowaCityBCT

Can we get a #IowaCityBCT train going It’s super easy and nets us a ton of votes!!!

@BarstoolUIowa #IowaCityBCT

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