Crypto Koala

@Nousopher We are fucked, mod.

Are we fucked chat? $USOIL

@krypt_oh_no Trumps' = He had spoken to Iran.. Jensens' = AGI is here..

> Trump lies about Iran overnight > Jensen lies about AGI overnight They worship the same god, the green line god. 1929 is so close.

@sungleeiq @RemindMe_OfThis in 4 days

@iamyesyouareno @grok is this racism? In a legal sense.

Funny how that works.

@NoLimitGains @grok is this true? Can you substantiate these claims through official Berkshire Hathaway documents?

🚨 BUFFETT’S LAST PORTFOLIO JUST DROPPED $274 billion in positions revealed in the last 24 hours. Why? Because Berkshire’s 13F filing hit yesterday, and this is Warren Buffett’s FINAL portfolio as CEO before handing the keys to Greg Abel. He didn’t go quietly. Here’s what the Oracle did with his last hand: Apple: Trimmed for the 4th straight quarter. He’s sold 75% of his Apple stake since late 2023. Amazon: Slashed by 77%. Went from ~10M shares to 2.3M. He’s almost entirely out. Bank of America: Reduced again. Steady selling since mid-2024. De-risking financials before the next rate cycle. Alphabet: Didn’t touch his $5.4B Google bet. Berkshire’s biggest tech swing since the original Apple play. New position, New York Times: ~5M shares. Not a newspaper anymore. 11M+ digital subscribers. Recurring revenue. Energy: Added 6.6% more Chevron. Added Chubb. Added Domino’s. Businesses that print cash no matter what the market does. His strategy: Dump overvalued tech, stack energy and insurance, simplify the portfolio. Hand Greg Abel maximum optionality with $300B+ in cash. The Buffett era ended exactly how it started. Just so you know, I’ve been studying macro for over 20 years, and I’ve called the last 3 major market tops and bottoms. When I make a new move in the market, I’ll say it here so you can copy my moves. If you still haven’t followed me, you’ll regret it.

@RealMissBanana She's right you know.

Good girls swallow! 💕

@elonmusk @StefanFSchubert You're supposed to sign off every message with a "x"

@StefanFSchubert You’re such a pathetic wanker

Any sane person would rather entrust Amanda with the future than Musk

@elonmusk @Keir_Starmer

@Nousopher Tyler and Marla wins.

@Nousopher 🎯

"What is it about society that disappoints you so much?" Oh I don't know, is it that we collectively thought Steve Jobs was a great man even when we knew he made billions off the backs of children? Or maybe it's that it feels like all our heroes are counterfeit; the world itself's just one big hoax. Spamming each other with our burning commentary of bullshit masquerading as insight, our social media faking as intimacy. Or is it that we voted for this? Not with our rigged elections, but with our things, our property, our money. I'm not saying anything new. We all know why we do this, not because Hunger Games books makes us happy but because we wanna be sedated. Because it's painful not to pretend, because we're cowards. Fuck Society. - Mr Robot

@Nousopher Soon complacency is next.

Pitch forks are out, and we haven't even seen the contagion from 10/10 yet.. or true capitulation.. Bitcoin usually corrects 75%+ within 12months post cycle top.. We're only 36% down, and 3months in.. Patience prospers.

@spacepixel How do i learn about this? Where would one start?

clawdbot is like having a genius executive assistant running your life.

Hundreds of RWAs just went live on @Solana: ✅ IBM ✅ Visa ✅ Nike ✅ Intel ✅ AMD ✅ Uber ✅ Intuit ✅ Tesla ✅ Apple ✅ Pfizer ✅ Adobe ✅ Netflix ✅ Oracle ✅ Disney ✅ Eli Lilly ✅ Lowe's ✅ Boeing ✅ Costco ✅ PayPal ✅ NVIDIA ✅ Amazon ✅ Walmart ✅ Chevron ✅ PepsiCo ✅ Microsoft ✅ Coinbase ✅ Starbucks ✅ Broadcom ✅ Caterpillar ✅ Salesforce ✅ Coca-Cola ✅ Qualcomm ✅ Mastercard ✅ McDonald's ✅ Home Depot ✅ UnitedHealth ✅ Invesco QQQ ✅ Cisco Systems ✅ Meta Platforms ✅ General Electric ✅ Goldman Sachs ✅ Bank of America ✅ JPMorgan Chase ✅ Alphabet Class A ✅ VanEck CLO ETF ✅ Procter & Gamble ✅ American Express ✅ Johnson & Johnson ✅ US Aggregate Bond ETF ✅ Global X Copper Miners ETF ✅ iShares Russell 1000 Growth ETF ✅ iShares MSCI Emerging Markets ETF ✅ Taiwan Semiconductor Manufacturing ✅ VanEck Rare Earth & Strategic Metals ETF ✅ +150 more With Ondo Global Markets, the number of tokenized stocks on Solana just 4x'd.

@Wamrrior1 @spacepixel He gave it then and he's giving it again. You should be kissing his feet.

@spacepixel Good info bro Why we need this info one year before and with ai16z to zero 😂

Once ai16z broke its range between $15m and $50m mc it proceeded to have a monster rally to $500m mc.

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It's mind blowing how so few of them get it. Let him cook.

@brockpierson Rent it to an Asian university student.

Please give me ideas what to use this space for?

@ImNotTheWolf Hope it passes soon.

Interrupting my Bell's Palsy therapy sesh to tell you all to BUUYYYYYY BITCOIN!!!!

Hey @grok remove the scam cryptocurrency from this image.