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@kristalfstr @HamillHimself Tell her I got married in these shoes

Hi! Here's a fun SNL exit interview! For the *first time*, Alex Moffat sat down to discuss his time on the show - tons of behind-the-scenes tidbits. Thrilled to have captured these stories over at @Vulture: vulture.com/article/alex-m…

@mtamaryland hi the elevator at Rockville is broken! And fwiw it literally always smells like pee. Metro station manager said it’s not WMATA’s problem plz helpppp

@SNLinReview @DanPasternack Briefly**

Next up: after briefing seeing Michael Longfellow in Portsmouth, I met with a legend at the Kennedy Center… and a huge huge thank you again to (another legend) @DanPasternack for hooking me up with Sarah Silverman. 🙌 so nice and awesome 🫡

Hi all! As 2023 comes to a close, I’ve been lucky to have another fruitful year meeting with SNL cast members, past and current. My year kicked off getting to hang with Devon Walker after one of his sets in Arlington. Super nice guy. 🧵

@drvolts With so many net zero mandates being implemented, are city mayors or municipal leaders embracing - or starting to recognize at least - new, more innovative forms of district heating? Are local governments recognizing its potential as a decarbonization tool?

@cvspharmacy are the phones not working at your 799 Rockville pike location or are you just mistreating your employees so much they forgot how to answer phones?

RIP 🫡 to Phil’s writing partner

Accidentally searched “cars kiss” instead of “cars kids” on YouTube. People are weird.

Just a millennial who has had two babies screaming into the void, demanding full length shirts at target

@sepinwall Solid review!! But I think Roman was implying Kendall is infertile — adopted daughter and son from “filing cabinet guy” aka sperm bank

A whole lot happened over the course of a 90-minute #Succession series finale. But the part that is going to stick with me for a long time lasted only about five minutes. My review: rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv-m…

My therapist asked me what activities my son would be participating in this summer so I must have tricked her into thinking I am a mom who does that????

Trying to convince my manager to tell NYT I no longer have a physical form and therefore cannot provide a press photo

Lena Dunham ruins everything

Nothing beats my toddler yelling “A COCK” in the middle of the library (he loves clocks)

@weatherwitter When I was pregnant with kid number 1 my eyebrow hairs stopped growing. It was so nice! Kid number 2 I wasn’t so lucky.

A day later I realize girlie pop gave me early 2000s brows Or did pregnancy take them? Idk I miss my caterpillars

The only risky thing I do these days is venture to Costco when neither kid has pooped yet

The weirdest thing about Potomac is that a lot of people have Slingshots (the vehicle)

The day has finally come where my son is stealing my @LedoPizza slices off my plate. Not sure if I should be mad or proud.

First kid: must cover up, no one can know I feed him in the most natural way possible!! Second kid: hello world here is my left titty

@SNLinReview @EW 🙌

Hi! Looking for SNL content as you reconcile the fact the WGA strike almost certainly ended season 48? I’ve got you. Here’s my latest @ew story on hosts whose episodes were canceled amid strikes: John Candy, Gilda Radner, more! Check it out: ew.com/tv/snl-cancele…

@weatherwitter Does your neighborhood have a buy nothing group? I’ve snagged so much baby/kid stuff on mine, it’s unreal.

Snagged a mamaroo swing in great shape for 40 bucks yesterday I’m still in my garage sale era