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@bobwojnowski I can hear your labored breathing through this tweet.

Ohio State with four players drafted in the top 11?? Damn. You can see why the Buckeyes won four straight Big Ten titles and four straight national titles.

@adamlipschitz @British_Airways You look like Borat started Ozempic...and then got an even worse haircut.

CONFIRMED‼️ I am the fastest marathon runner on the plane @British_Airways

@SenatorCrossing 4747% chance?

Perry Johnson may have died.

@Julius_Kim Beginning?!...TF??

I’m beginning to understand how Trump bankrupted a casino now.

@bostonmarathon @Flynnsports @BAA @BankofAmerica @Boston26_2_Pro So... I'm hearing a spot has just opened up...

#BostonMarathon update from Conner Mantz🦄 @FlynnSports #Boston130

@BernardiCoach Why is there no....brown and gold...together?

GOLD ON GOLD is my pick!! What’s yours ? #EAT #GRIT

Game On 🏈🐎 Presenting the 2026-27 Football Schedule: #GRIT | #BroncosReign

@MatScouts1 2 things have NEVER been true at the same time. Science.

No redshirt. 3x qualifier at 3 different weights. B1G title as a TRFR. All American Kindly stfu.

@YianniD_LGR Todd. Their name is Todd...all of them... and you'll put respect on their name.

Does anyone know the name of the horns the Iranian wrestling fans like to bring to tournaments

@PJQualityGuru Nice dogwhistle ya got there. Your pandering is sickening.

Today I am announcing my Property Tax Reform Plan. Property taxes are crushing seniors and hard-working families.

@KidRock You're sad.

Here we go again. The fake liberal media says I’m charging $5,000 for front-row tickets. They know damn well that’s not the full story. Those are extremely limited First Class seats like I explained  — FOUR tickets per row, first five rows only (5k per seat row 1, 4k row 2, 3k row 3, 2k row 4, 1k row 5) — Again ONLY 4 seats in rows 1 through 5 (20 "first class" seats in venues that hold 15k to 25k people) But instead of reporting facts or that lawn seats are only 50 bucks or how we are cutting out the scalpers, they twist it for headlines / clicks and to attack me - nothing new here. I WILL pray for them but I know that sooner or later God will cut ‘em down.

@FloTrack Only time will tell if this works out. Just watch.

✍️ Cooper Lutkenhaus has signed with COROS after a quick start to the 2026 Season. Lutkenhaus opened the season at the Dr Sander Invitational with a 1:45.23 800m for an American U20 Record. He followed that with a win over 600m at the Millrose Games. There, he ran 1:14.15 for a World U20 Best over the distance. Last year, he ran 1:42.27 over 800m to become the fourth fastest man in American History 🇺🇸 📸 @COROSGlobal

@LauraLoomer Madame Tussauds filter?

Goodbye jet black hair. It was fun! 😊

@JohnJamesMI @KidRock Be honest, this was a better turnout for this tweet than you really expected.

Kid Rock is a good friend. We share our love for Detroit, the state of Michigan and the United States of America! I’m honored to have the endorsement of this unapologetic freedom-loving patriot and I look forward to working with him and every other Michigander to make Michigan great again!

@ZooCantDoThat It's a state.

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KENNESAW???

@gregogallagher Long winded, rants about how much you HATE what OTHER people do... that isn't harming YOU...are dumb. You're causing eye strain, thumb joint wear, anal fissures and eye rolling. For the sake of your own health, please stop.

Marathons are one of the dumbest “fitness goals” people pursue. They’re a net negative for health, athleticism, longevity, and physique. What are you actually doing? ➡️ Jogging at an extremely easy pace… for hours ➡️ Sacrificing muscle tissue ➡️ Spiking cortisol for several hours ➡️ Creating massive oxidative stress ➡️ Crushing your joints ➡️ Aging your body faster This isn’t “elite performance.” It’s self-destruction disguised as discipline. If you love running? Amazing. Run short and medium distances. Get actually fit, explosive, athletic. Build a body that looks good AND performs well. But grinding away muscle and hormones to shuffle a slow marathon pace for 4 hours? Yeah… dumb.

@GashSamson I mean...How 'bout them Broncos?!

Senior Season highlights! - 🚨UNSIGNED🚨 - State Champs (14-0) - 4⭐️ top 50 in the country - 18 D1 Offers - Mr. football candidate - 10.42s 100m - 6’0 185 - 1700 yards 18 TDS hudl.com/v/2T6Rv7

@Lions MVP of regulation

@11W And the end of year butt pucker begins...

Juuuuuuuuuust a bit outside.

@MatthewModine "Only the Young" came up on my playlist while finishing my run today...which begs the question...what was your pace while running to the hotel in Vision Quest??