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@C3dric83 @STLSprtsCntrl We can also just flip noot for some much needed bullpen help

@C3dric83 @STLSprtsCntrl True but vs2 also has a ton of sacrifices. He’s the only guy that can get a bunt down when we need one and he can beat them out. the reps are more important than sending Scott up and down like how we have with Walker the past few seasons. He started out hot. He’ll get there again

Victor Scott II has ONE month to fix things Randy Karraker says with Lars Nootbaar's return around the corner, VSII has to solve his offensive issues soon #STLCards (Stats prior to Monday night)

@Sooners80 @STLSprtsCntrl He also misses 100 games a season. The best ability is availability. VS2 needs to stay up and get reps. Look at what not going back and forth has all season has done for Walker and to a lesser extent Gorman

@ksj66 @STLSprtsCntrl Noot is a career 110 OPS+ bat and Scott is like a 60. Dramatic difference at the plate. Noot is not an allstar but above average.

@TheMattCardona Is the ink dry on the contract for bendies and brgs yet for him and creed?

@The_zSwedez @StooliesClub @OhioTate We’re in the middle of education and higher than all of the surrounding states. So no. It wouldn’t

Welcome to the newest members of our Widespread Panic crew, Ole Miss grads Kate (‘03-‘09) and Reagan (‘98-‘13)

@stoolpresidente @barstoolspringb It can only be a weekend. These people are interesting enough for an entire week on their own

Thanks to the full week @barstoolspringb survivors Dante Nikki Smokes Ella Katic Smelly Also thanks to Tommy, Keegs. Situationship and all the production people. What a long exhausting week for everybody involved. Until Summer House if there is one…..

@barstoolsports @NjTank99 I don’t know how anyone deals with Frank.

Will the Mets losing streak ever end? @NjTank99

@StooliesClub @OhioTate No bc the only people that go to ole miss are out of state people that just want to party at an sec school

@OhioTate Does anyone graduate from ole Miss in only 4 years?

@barstoolsports Did he go for a quick handy? @BarstoolYak @BarstoolBigCat

The First Trailer For 'Godzilla Minus Zero' Did Nothing But Rock The World, Featuring An Iconic Shot Of The Big Fella Towering Over The Statue Of Liberty s.barstool.link/c/article-3567…

@The_Real_Quant @Cardinals @KMOXSports He’s DHing. Pages sucks too. Call up cooks and let him backup Herrera

@ksj66 @Cardinals @KMOXSports Can’t be worse than Pages

Updated lineup for tonight's game:

@Ryan___Rogers @Cardinals @KMOXSports Where did I say pages was the answer? He’s DHing. Literally put anyone else in that slot

@ksj66 @Cardinals @KMOXSports Are you stupid?? He's miles ahead of Pages.

@Polekitty3 @8Ginger19 @Cardinals @KMOXSports Compare that our big league catchers

@ksj66 @8Ginger19 @Cardinals @KMOXSports So a 286 avg and 4 hrs is crushing these days.

@8Ginger19 @Cardinals @KMOXSports He wasn’t any good last year either. We have 3 catches on the roster that are all struggling at the plate while crooks is in Memphis crushing. I’d rather have church up and hitting over pages or pozo

@ksj66 @Cardinals @KMOXSports Bro has 11 at bats this year and it’s not like anyone is hitting outside of Walker anyways.

@Cardinals Can we just cut nootbar already?

Our 2026 Opening Day roster is set!

@VivaLaStool @OhioTate @StateFarm Who cares. They would’ve played for 20 minutes. Keep the show moving

Should @OhioTate have been able to get away with this free throw attempt in Knockout? @StateFarm #StateFarmPartner

@SethDavisHoops @coachbrucepearl Bruce pearl is a scum bag. Also has been.

Want to give a shout out to my teammate @coachbrucepearl. Doing your first selection show is hard enough. Doing it under these circumstances was especially difficult. He handled it like a true pro and a mensch. Now on to the games!