Kunle Bello aka Daddy M&M

I've kuku always liked David Moyes

I was wondering why these ones were saying 'offside'. For a back pass? How now? Hisss

Everyone that came to bid goodnight to @temiokomi thank you so much. I'm very grateful for the support. God bless you @Dolusegun16 @biolakazeem @MsSpice007 @OmamofeUgboma @kunlebello 💙💙❤️🩷🧡

Oh Temisan, you broke my heart @temiokomi

"Ask not for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for thee" I am grateful for the gift of you. You were men's man, loyal mf, loving husband and father. You always stood to be counted. Never on the fence aon any vexed issue. Fare the well, hombre! @temiokomi

@crianza @Jennnyyyyyy 48/3 = 12?????? In which universe?

@Jennnyyyyyy Make formulas from what we know: 3b=48 b+t=24 t+2w=34 Solve by inserting: b= 48/3 = 12 12+t=24 -> t= 12 12 + 2w = 34 -> w= (34-12)/2 = 11 So the wolf weighs 11kg. Quite easy, actually.

What is the weight of Wolf? 🤔 Difficulty - Hardest 😉

@fozadoza @GbemiOO Ta lo so be?

How Low quality problems affects your life. I spent the day at a conference and I had already organized myself to work 5hrs this night before I retire. Now I’m at the gym pumping it out, clearing my head, arranging my to do lists. Then I saw that the Grid has collapsed. My brain switched from productive thinking to survival. My Gen comes on for four hours so we stay within budget so that inflation won’t kill us. If you increase diesel budget to maintain the 9hrs use, my other line items suffer. Personally, I will pick good food over diesel because, I need to survive. So from productive to do list to ensuring all the water storage is full, all the food for the next 48hrs is prepped and ready, iron 3 days worth of clothes coz light is epileptic, then mentally prepare not to watch tv coz inverter has to last longer. By the time it’s 1am, I am wiped out and nothing productive was done, just survival. And one foolish person said, What do you need 24hrs light for?

Still so Surreal.....

A man is driving down the road and his car breaks down near a monastery... He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, "My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?" The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. A sound unlike anything he's ever heard before. The Sirens that nearly seduced Odysseus into crashing his ship comes to his mind. He doesn't sleep that night. He tosses and turns trying to figure out what could possibly be making such a seductive sound. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, "We can't tell you. You're not a monk." Distraught, the man is forced to leave. Years later, after never being able to forget that sound, the man goes back to the monastery and pleads for the answer again. The monks reply, "We can't tell you. You're not a monk." The man says, "If the only way I can find out what is making that beautiful sound is to become a monk, then please, make me a monk." The monks reply, "You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of grains of sand. When you find these answers, you will have become a monk." The man sets about his task. After years of searching he returns as a gray-haired old man and knocks on the door of the monastery. A monk answers. He is taken before a gathering of all the monks. "In my quest to find what makes that beautiful sound, I traveled the earth and have found what you asked for: By design, the world is in a state of perpetual change. Only God knows what you ask. All a man can know is himself, and only then if he is honest and reflective and willing to strip away self deception." The monks reply, "Congratulations. You have become a monk. We shall now show you the way to the mystery of the sacred sound." The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, "The sound is beyond that door." The monks give him the key, and he opens the door. Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone. The man is given the key to the stone door and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby. And so it went that he needed keys to doors of emerald, pearl and diamond. Finally, they come to a door made of solid gold. The sound has become very clear and definite. The monks say, "This is the last key to the last door." The man is apprehensive to no end. His life's wish is behind that door! With trembling hands, he unlocks the door, turns the knob, and slowly pushes the door open. Falling to his knees, he is utterly amazed to discover the source of that haunting and seductive sound. But, of course, I can't tell you what it is Because you're not a monk.

Pls join me to say goodnight to @temiokomi on Friday and Saturday. Do say hello when you see me.

Please come through for your boy as we lay Temisan to rest Forever in my heart ❤️

#everyday is a #celebration with you @temisanokomi and You would always be a #gift to Us 😊❤️ Catch A Special Edition of The FiX “5:00pm” dedicated to our #família @temisanokomi . Don’t Miss It! Cc @chicorockx @kelonline and Surprise Guests 🫢😊

I've come back to thank you. Thank you very much for showing up for @temiokomi His wife said, 'I'm so overwhelmed o. I can hear Temi saying," you see! I told you I know the best people". ' God bless you all abundantly

A good man has gone to be with the LORD. Very loyal , professional and compassionate. He was best at what he did, and maybe just a bit too satisfied to just stay in his corner of strength. GOD will bless the seed you left behind and make them greater than you🙏🏽. @temiokomi

The 3 musketeers 🤍 TemisanSchullzzChico #TheFix Ah, 'our lastborn' 🤍🤍🤍 @ChicoRockx tell me I'm just dreaming please 😭😭😭 Sigh💔💔💔 Rest In peace, oremi 🩵

Thank you so so much. Veronica and Temisan's parents asked me to express their gratitude. We are beyond shocked. God will answer you all and shock you with blessings. The donations are jaw dropping ❤️🩷🧡💚💙🩵❤️‍🩹

People are asking how to support Temisan Okomi’s wife & children at this tragic time. This is his wife’s account number: 6003087044 Keystone Bank Veronica Okomi The one shared earlier by @biolakazeem IS ALSO VALID. No amount is too small to remember truly wonderful man.

TEMISAN!!! Your Bros D is heartbroken.... I have been totally numb and speechless since Friday Don't know how to deal with this.. You were a wonderful younger brother to Deji Tinubu and I Honestly some things are difficult to comprehend or understand But God is all knowing...

A Bloke goes into a British pub on a hot summer’s day and the barmaid asks what he wants... "I want to bury my face in your cleavage and lick the sweat from between your tits" he says. "You dirty pig!" shouts the barmaid, "get out before I get my husband." The bloke apologizes and promises not to repeat his gaffe. The barmaid accepts this and asks him again what he wants. "I want to pull your pants down, spread your arse cheeks and lick all that sweat." She says, "You dirty filthy pervert! You're banned. Get out!!" Again, the bloke apologizes and swears never ever to do it again. "One more chance," says the barmaid, "Now - what do you want? "I want to turn you upside-down, tear your knickers off and fill your pusst with Guinness, and then drink every last drop from your hairy cup." The barmaid is furious at this personal intrusion, and runs upstairs to fetch her husband, who's sitting quietly watching the telly. "What's up love?" he asks. "There's a bloke in the bar who wants to put his head between my tits and lick the sweat off", she says. "I'll kill him. Where is he?" storms the Husband. "Then he said he wanted to spread my arse cheeks and lick the sweat off" she screams. "Right. He's dead!" says the husband, reaching for his cricket bat. "Then he said he wanted to turn me upside-down, fill my pusy with Guinness and then drink it all" she cries! The husband puts down his bat and returns to his armchair, and switches the telly back on. "Aren't you going to do something about it?" she cries hysterically. "Look love, I'm not messing with any bloke who has the strength to flip you upside-down and can drink that much Guinness..."

It is extremely scary. My asthma now makes me anxious too. I feel like I'm dancing with death everytime I go out. But we won't let fear rule us. What will be will be.