Oops I😅

me trying to find my bed in pitch darkness at 3am after going to the toilet

huyu alienda kuiba bila kujua shamba ni ya nani, huko nyoka ndio mutina

WHEN YOU LIVE NEXT TO THAT ESTATE CHURCH 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Gachagua 1.0. Gachagua 2.0 ⚖️

Dozens were killed during protests in Kenya earlier this summer, with the Kenya National Commission on Human Rights accusing police of using excessive force and live rounds on mostly peaceful protesters. I asked Kenya’s President @WilliamsRuto about this – see his response.

African Champion🤴 Double Gold For Kenya🥇🥇 Freestyle Battle Championship 🥇 Classic Slalom Skating 🥇 African Skating Championships 2026🇰🇪

When I’ve already used my fake laugh 3 times and the person won’t stop talking

African Champion🤴 It's Gold For Kenya Today🥇

Bro to Bro: Once we confirm you're alive, everything that almost killed you becomes fair game to make into a joke.

when you’re talking to a 10 and she starts sending selfies without you asking

Ai can’t create this tbh

The worst and most incompetent president Kenya ever had!

Ruto you bastard!

Yaani adults are very busy discussing Nganya nonsense in parliament na students wamepewa 95bob? Haha

Me watching the unexpected guests eating the food I was planning to eat later.

@_MtuTano Ndio maana unapikiwa pilau ya minji😭

Knee ni mbaya?

😂

@_MtuTano Mzee???

Umesunda kapotty kwa bikini kama pistol 😩😩

You won't believe the tweet he's replying to😹😭