Kim Rinabarger

@atrupar Under those standards, Grandpa TACO should be too.

Rep. Clay Fuller suggests Eric Swalwell should be executed

@mattrett @sama Your ability to be articulate at exactly the right moment is impressive.

@sama Fuck both of you Trumper assholes.

Tim Cook is a legend. I am very thankful for everything he has done and I am very thankful for Apple.

@mattrett He was so perfect in this little Hallmark movie called 'A Boyfriend for Christmas' with Kelli Williams. I know he's recognized for other things on his extensive resume. But this sweet Christmas movie is what I'll always remember him for.

RIP to "Days of Our Lives" & "Melrose Place" hunk Patrick Muldoon, who has died at 57. No secret health battles this time — he apparently died of a massive heart attack. He was very active on social media right up until his death.

@laughingplace Thanks for all the great coverage, Luke. Have a wonderful time while you're there!!

News: The latest "Laughing Place On Location" has arrived, and it we head to #TokyoDisneySea for their milestone anniversary: laughingplace.com/disney-parks/l…

@mattrett @CBSNews Did he say what year?

@CBSNews What a coinkydinky

Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent says he’s “optimistic” consumers will see $3.00 gas again sometime between June 20 and September 20.

@elaine_paige Just ordered. Happy Birthday to me in July!

My new album, Miscellaneous Paige, is released in July. The album is a personal time capsule, reimagining some of my favourite songs with fresh arrangements, and is available to pre-order today: shop.westwaymusic.com

@laughingplace Thanks for all the recent coverage!! I was just there at the end of March and was stunned by being able to see the architecture in real life.

I will never not be stunned by this view. #TokyoDisneySea

@JoJoFromJerz @Acyn and ask him to withdraw all his recent books. It's obvious he never learned anything.

@Acyn I think the Catholic Church needs to revoke couch fucker’s membership card.

VP Vance on President Trump attacking Pope Leo: Sometimes, we're going to have disagreements on public policy. It isn’t particularly newsworthy.

@mattrett @alandete We really should be talking about why someone of her age has to work so aggressively. [Why is she STILL working? That answer is the one that should be explored.] Cancer treatments ain't $11K.

@alandete She's a liar. That amount is NOTHING close to being able to afford cancer treatments, let alone trips. Paid shill.

Hemos hablado brevemente con la mujer que le ha llevado el McDonald’s a Trump. Sharon Simmons nos dice que la eliminación de Trump de los impuestos sobre las propinas le ha cambiado la vida: el año pasado recibió 11.000 dólares en propinas y dice que ese ahorro le ha ayudado a afrontar el tratamiento contra el cáncer de su marido, compensar la caída de ingresos en casa y pagar viajes para ver a su familia. Le ha encantado el Despacho Oval, dice que Trump ha sido muy majo.

@KeithOlbermann I thought it was Jeffrey Epstein.

Why is he healing George W Bush?

@LizGoesOn A most-deserved very Happy Birthday, Ms. Callaway!! A good day to go back and play 'Anywhere I Wander'.

@atrupar April Fool's is lasting a little longer this year.

Melania Trump senior adviser Marc Beckman: "She's the most committed, hard-working individual I've ever met in my life"

@laughingplace I was just there. Sorry I didn't get to see this. Tokyo DisneySea was starting to get all decked out for their 25th.

One of the Disney Resort Ljne trains is decked out for the Tokyo DisneySea celebration

@RepMikeLevin My question: when does the Fat Fuck plan to spend any of this money?

No president in modern history has used the office to enrich himself the way Donald Trump has. That's not a political opinion. It’s the conclusion of ethics watchdogs who have spent their careers watching this stuff. The crypto ventures. The foreign deals with the Saudis, the Qataris, the Emiratis. The $400 million Qatari jet. The $90 million in media settlements. The gold golf balls from the Japanese. This is the man who told you he was going to clean up Washington. For this President, the presidency isn’t about protecting our democracy or the public trust. It’s about turning the highest office in the land into a personal cash register, and he’s been doing it from day one.

@AntiTrumpCanada @RepFine The last time Fine saw his own cock, he needed a mirror.

@RepFine You’re a real fucking cocksucker aren’t you?

Happy Power Plant and Bridge Eve!

@Acyn April Fool's Day came a little late this year it seems.

White-Cain: Many people don’t know about the upbringing of President Trump. He went sometimes three times a week to Saturday and Sunday school.

@RachelBitecofer @_giacomo_volpe_ Yeah, and their xenophobia didn't help either.

@_giacomo_volpe_ Ca Rs ran the state into bankruptcy the last time they controlled it 🤣

A big part of why CA is so fucked is that we don’t have a real opposition party I hate the CA Dems so much so that I’d even consider voting R for a state or local race if they had literally anything to offer They don’t! Not to any thinking person at least. They’re MAGA crazies!

@AntiTrumpCanada @StevenCheung47 Yeah, I'm just waiting for that photo of him attending Easter service. In a church. Not on the golf course.

@StevenCheung47 Oh fuck off you fucking gaslighting piece of shit.

There has never been a President who has worked harder for the American people than President Trump. On this Easter weekend, he has been working nonstop in the White House and Oval Office. God Bless him.

@StevenCheung47 Hey, about a photo of him attending Easter service since he is SO religious??

@JoJoFromJerz @JamieBonkiewicz @Sl1ckrick34 sometimes it's The Our Lady of the Eighteenth Hole.

@JamieBonkiewicz @Sl1ckrick34 Our Lady of The Perpetual Grift.

Can MAGA tell me where Donald and Melania attend church every week?