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Kyle Boreing 🎵

@kyleboreing

Involved in music, websites, bad jokes, and other creative ventures. I also travel with my family and document it.

Cincinnati, OH, USA, Earth Katılım Nisan 2009
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I am convinced that Warner Brothers predicted Amazon. They just called it ACME. Think about it - Wile E. Coyote ordered everything under the sun from ACME, which was always shipped directly to him in short order, and more often than not, malfunctioned in some way. Amazon Basics, anyone??
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Check out this video from the @SUBWAY mobile app - we added a sandwich with certain ingredients removed, then went back and ONLY changed the size. In doing so, all the ingredients we removed were automatically added. We didn’t catch this until we got our sandwiches home and saw everything on them, then saw the receipt. VERY bad UX…
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Hey @SUBWAY - Is it common for a sandwich’s ingredients to reset when switched from a 6” to a footlong on your mobile app?? Our order was completely messed up because your app added all default ingredients back without warning when we switched sizes. The store refused to fix it because they made exactly what your app sent them, even though it’s NOT what we originally entered. Now we’re out $32 and loyalty points as a result.
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Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day
Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day@NormSNLJokes·
Today, the Clinton administration has charged that the new Republican budget contains hidden tax breaks for big business and the wealthy. In response, Republican lawmakers said, "Shhhh!"
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Groundhog stew for dinner it is!! 🥶😤
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If I live to be 86 years old, then I'm officially at the half-way mark as of today...
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I’m picking up a “secret weapon” today to help clear the driveway once #snowmageddon2026 is fully underway…stay tuned! 🔥😁
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We named him after one of the Blues Brothers, because when we first came home with us, he looked like he was wearing a black and white suit, complete with black fur around his eyes that resembled sunglasses. Yesterday, quite unexpectedly, we said goodbye to our best friend, protector, travel buddy, and eater of left-over pizza crust, Elwood. He had just turned 7 years old in December, and at his annual vet appointment, appeared to be in good health. Unbeknownst to us, he has a significant mass growing on his spleen that finally ruptured early Monday morning, causing him to go into sepsis. We rushed him to the emergency vet after we couldn't get him to stand on his own, which is where they found the mass via ultrasound and advised that, even if they "gave it everything" they had, his time would still be short, and his quality of life would be very poor. We made the heartbreaking decision to say our goodbyes and let him cross that Rainbow Bridge where pain is never felt again. We all gathered around, wrapped him in his favorite blanket, gave him his favorite stuffed toy, and fed him some Cheez-Its and Doritos, and told him how much we loved him. To say that he will be missed is a huge understatement. Humans may be flawed, but Elwood was easily a perfect dog. He definitely was for us. youtube.com/shorts/azv1i4H…
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Another Amazing Adventure (Kyle & Emily)
🔗 bit.ly/3LiTEg0 2026 marks America's 250th Birthday, and what better way to kick off the new year than with a trip to our nation's capitol, Washington DC?? Of course, there are no RV-friendly locations within the District of Columbia, so we had to stay outside the capitol and travel in each day, which is quite an adventure in and of itself. This week's video reviews the various ways we used to get into and around the capitol, as well as a couple lessons learned along the way! New episode is now online on our channel - be sure to subscribe if you haven't already so you can follow along!
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When you want to learn how to play banjo, but only have $3.62… (and judging by the picture, it’s a six-string banjo, or “ganjo,” which is basically a standard-tuned guitar with a banjo body/resonator).
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When someone says, “I’ve been cleaning my butt off,” do they mean, “I’ve been working very hard at cleaning,” or do they mean they are just washing their butt?
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Am I the only one who finds it humorous that a TV show on the Science channel focusing on archeological evidence for Biblical stories is using "common era" labeling over "anno domini" when discussing timelines? Actually, yeah. I probably am the only one. To quote the great philosopher @RonFairchild, "as you were..."
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I’ve known Nick Giese for thirty-odd years (give or take), and pretty much all of it has included making music in some form, whether it be high school bands, church services, studio work, or impromptu jam sessions. Tonight, we celebrated his 41st trip around the sun. Happy birthday, Nick!
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