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"Oh yeah, scissor me timbers!" #DYikes #HotScissoring

To weird to live, to rare to die.

The latest medical studies prove that the more birthdays you have, the healthier you are. Mind= blown

Why do Christians fear death? I thought "heaven" is the ultimate goal? Maybe there scared they wont get in?

Think about it

Finding random joggers, getting in front of them and holding a ribbon across there path. Then celebrating like the just won a marathon.

"Oh, you're an #atheist? I'll pray for you..."

@GiancarloThinks Thanks for visiting the truck! Watch #InsideAmy's full Finger Blasters clip: youtube.com/watch?v=RfPRAE…

I like my revenge best served cold.

Whenever you're bored at work, take a nap in the company bathroom, it will refresh you!

The @Seahawks have reached a long-term extension with safety @Earl_Thomas, per @RapSheet: on.nfl.com/1kmwo9P

Tired of this world feeding me its fake BS on a daily bases. Its all fueled by the wrong kind of happiness. And the end result is greed.

FunnyOrDie.com presents “Creationist Cosmos” shar.es/SnPsB via @AtheistRepublic

.@runescapejedi I AM SO GOD!! You will burn in Hell for doubting me unless you repent and have faith.

Is just testing the waters to see what kind of sharks are in it.

Jimmy Dorsey & Helen O'Connell - Embraceable You, 1941: youtu.be/i8FntItKAS4 via @YouTube

“@GSpellchecker: The King James Bible #Christianity ” Poznato??

Well the hypocrisy screams at you, doesn't it.

@noimjory Ok. I see this is pointless. Just like Christianity. Keep up the good work "cool-guy"