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@SamRo @standup @grok what does he mean at the end when he says, "and we all know what 'D' is"?

He warned us

@uncledoomer how much does a burger cost on the moon?

literally nothing can stop whats coming

@end3of6days9 @grok what state is this in? Texas?

This roadrunner doesn’t just show up — he knocks on the door like he’s coming over for a visit. When she opens the door, his tail feathers go wild like an excited dog, and he proudly hands over his latest “gift” (this time, a yellow leaf and a twig). Once she takes it, he’s off again to find her something else. It’s become their daily little ritual. What makes it even sweeter is that she rescued him when he was hurt. He never left after he recovered, and now he brings her gifts every day like a thank you she never asked for. Have you ever had a wild animal decide you were their person?

@mpakiela @CBSNews At least it wasn't poggers goin to da store

@CBSNews Is that Uncle Ben and Da Baby??

A kangaroo on the loose in Waco, Texas, was caught after being seen at a local car dealership on Monday. It was safely returned home to a wildlife rescue.

@MattWalshBlog Can't even be bothered to remove the '--' from the AI response.

No, sorry. You’re going to die. Very soon actually, in the grand scheme of things. You have several decades at most. In 70 or 80 years, tops, nobody reading these words right now will be alive. Most will not even be remembered. This fact is so terrifying to some people that they live every second in denial, clinging to the insane hope that somehow “science” will come along and rescue them from mortality. Even if it could — which it definitely can’t — then what? You live to watch all of your friends and loved ones die and even their tombstones decay while you linger on, trembling in fear and grasping desperately onto a life that, no matter how long it lasts, you’ve already wasted? And then you get to see the Earth decay around you and the Sun burn out ? Wow. Sounds like a lot of fun. But no thanks. I don’t need to live for a million years. I just want the time I have, however long or short, to be meaningful.

@TiffanyFong Looks like she needs to call me.

you should call her

Neanderthals were funny, that's why they got incorporated.

@BigImpactHumans @NICKIMINAJ same same

@NICKIMINAJ I like to raw dog rocket launches to hear and feel it all

When you were told to wear your ear plugs but you thought 💭 “eh, how loud could it really be?” - only to end up running back into the building b/c it was too… “loud” 😬

@WebUndefeated post your source, give credit. that is an awesome clip

"Whats your favourite music genre?" "It's complicated"

@bscholl Out...fucking...standing...

There’s launching an IPO and then there’s launching an IPO

@alphafox zac?

Do people still use disposable coffee filters? Just get a reusable one dummy.

@realannapaulina I was born in '83, are you threatening me? :P

IYKYK.

@TiffanyFong I would like to hang out with your boyfriend, he sounds like a cool dude.

My white boyfriend has spent most of today speaking to me in an offensive Chinese accent. 🤣

@capybaroness The fact that the top two comments are the late great Mitch, is sad. The reason why is efficiency. Your governments mandate appliances have less power draw. Don't blame the player, blame the game.

recently learned that my rice cooker's "quick" setting cooks the rice exactly the same in half the time. leading me to wonder: why was it wasting my fucking time before

@newstart_2024 Yes.

Andrew Huberman just shattered the “eat more fiber” mantra on Chris Williamson’s podcast. Some fibers actually increase inflammation and gut issues for many people. But low-sugar fermented foods (sauerkraut, kefir, kimchi) reliably slash body-wide inflammation. A Stanford study by Sonnenberg & Gardner showed fermented foods significantly outperformed extra fiber for lowering inflammatory markers across the body. Huberman drinks sauerkraut brine straight after every workout and calls it one of the most effective tools he uses. This one really made me stop and think. We’ve been told fiber is universally great for decades, but the reality is far more individual. (Personally, I love kimchi and sauerkraut, they’ve become daily staples for me.) The right fermented foods might be a much smarter lever for reducing inflammation than just forcing down more vegetables. Have you noticed fermented foods helping you more than extra fiber?

@russellcrowe It's been 13 hours, hopefully you are sleeping in a bed somewhere nice.

Where am I now?

@TiffanyFong pretty funny and interesting. A-

holy shit idk why 590K of you follow my stupid ass 😭

The shockwaves are so powerful, that it looks like reality is being ripped apart. For comparison, this rocket carries approximately the same amount of potential energy as the Hiroshima nuclear bomb. I love this stuff.