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Wait, there is a Dollar General on Kharg Island?

@elonmusk I don’t see it

Congratulations to the Tesla team on making the first production Cybercab!

@JasonL_Capital This strategy is a classic Contrarian Mean Reversion

After 10 years of trading LEAPs, I've narrowed it down to one setup. The setup: - Weekly RSI drops below 30 - Buy 360+ DTE calls - Go 10% OTM - Sell half at 100% gain - Let the rest ride until 60 days left This setup only appears 2-3 times per year. Max. When it hits, don't buy your normal size. Buy an uncomfortable amount. The entries are rare. Your size shouldn't be. Results on this setup: - $IREN: 1000% gain - $HOOD: 700% gain - $AMKR: 300% gain Most people buy 10 LEAPs per year and break even. I buy a few LEAPS per year and 10x my money. The secret to LEAPs isn't the strike or the expiration. It's the patience to wait for the perfect entry.

@AjMachalaa The tits?

Jeff Bezos could have anyone, so why a 55-year old mom with three kids?😭

@503Saraidiaz Women

Women deal with periods, pregnancy, menopause wtf do men deal with ?

@edgaralandough No

You likely interact with a Microsoft product everday. Now, it’s not only under a 30 p/e, but a 25 p/e. This is the next ‘Google’ trade. I’m buying the noise, are you? $MSFT

@GPX_Press I love how the Jin has to wear hijab. 🧕

@dividendology yup. if you dont have a brain buy it.

$MSFT Microsoft is now down 24% in the last 6 months! Forward PE: 24x Projected 5 YR EPS CAGR: 15% Is $MSFT a no brainer at these prices?

@elonmusk So nice to be able to say that again.

🎁🎄 Merry Christmas!! 🎄🎁

@bryan_johnson No one believes or says that. Don’t make 💩 up.

The most destructive belief in the world is that sleep deprivation produces better results.

@AntiLeftMemes Yeah who needs so many cups.

@crypto_condom @duolingo 👏🏼

My equities portfolio is at ATH today. I bought the first tranche of some more puts to protect it. This time, the short of choice is @duolingo. $DUOL is massively overvalued at an $8b MC at $169/share. It will eventually go the way of the Dodo Bird and Netscape...but for now im just targeting a MC decline to $5b on the backs of translating airpods and AI LLMs that can teach you anything w/o a live translator or subscription plan.

@historyinmemes Don’t do drugs kids

Ozzy Osbourne at home, photographed two weeks after his son Jack was born in 1985.

@poe_real69 40

realistically how low does Solana go during this bear market?

@dividenddude chatgpt happened

Jesus what happened??? $DUOL

@theboymanager @StJsn1 i win

@HukAleksandra yeah it does

Turned 32 today, no lambo, no yacht, no private jet, small circle, two kids, travelling the world and on my way to becoming a crypto multi millionaire. Does it get any better than this?

@glowinbyte a few buffs and itll come off

Amazon truck scrapes a parked Tesla in NYC.

@Matt_Pinner dont do drugs kids

why?

@naiivememe Buy bitcoin soon