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Jake Loft

@l0ftzilla

Retired from DC to open a very small business named after myself. I can help you with your computer.

Saint Louis, MO Katılım Ocak 2012
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Jake Loft
Jake Loft@l0ftzilla·
Hard launch of the website. If you want one fill out my form. jloftcompany.com
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Deconstructed Cachapa@AntiClimaco·
This week a radicalizing event for people whose whole personality is having TSA pre-check
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Daniel@growing_daniel·
Imagine resurrecting Steve Jobs and telling him Apple has two products called Apple TV and neither of them are a TV
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Peter Mallouk@PeterMallouk·
Over the last 75 years, the average intra-year market drop has been 14%. If you are overly stressed out about the current 7% drawdown, the stock market isn’t for you. Downside volatility is the price investors pay for long-term outperformance.
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Max 📟
Max 📟@MaxNordau·
The Zoomers don't remember how much the Resist Libs believed in Mueller back in 2017.
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Nate Sanchez
Nate Sanchez@nate_sanch77·
Seeing other schools punch their tickets to the second weekend of the tournament
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yoni rechtman@yrechtman·
It is so hilariously obvious that the optimal arrangement for airlines is to offer a free checked bag and charge for overhead bin space
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Kurtis Seaboldt
Kurtis Seaboldt@klseaboldt·
Three days ago, Nebraska had never won an NCAA Tournament game. They now have more tourney wins than Missouri does over the last 15 seasons.
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Jake Loft@l0ftzilla·
@nealjclark1 In the late 90s my parents owned a seedy hotel in a small river town that primarily catered to hunters. We had hitchhikers sleeping in tents n the front yard, local bums doing laundry, and the sheriff would house overflow prisoners for the night there sometimes. Learned a lot.
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BoiltOwl
BoiltOwl@nealjclark1·
If you read a lot of noir books and stuff from the 40’s/50’s it’s pretty clear that a lot of people lived in motels. Not just criminals but nurses etc. I’ve never known anyone to live in a motel. I don’t think the abundant American world was real. Life has always been dangerous.
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Fat White
Fat White@nflbadtakez·
My BBQ takes after visiting & living across this great country. 1. KC overall has the best BBQ 2. Texas has the top BBQ item overall in brisket (also has the best jalapeño sausage & beans) 3. There is ZERO reason to go anywhere else in the country for BBQ other than KCMO/TX
Carter Jensen Fanatic@CallCJUp

I tend to think of a ‘build the ultimate plate’ when it comes to KC BBQ: Pulled Pork-Joes Chicken-Slaps Brisket-Gates Burnt Ends-Q39 Ribs-My Ole Man’s Sides-Jack Stack

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Jake Loft@l0ftzilla·
If a paid operative of the Clintons tried to put me and everyone I know in jail I’d be pretty happy he’s not around anymore, but I’m not saying anything; that didn’t happen to me.
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Jake Loft
Jake Loft@l0ftzilla·
@_LadySnowblood_ @dieworkwear Being a performative politics wonk is so extremely 2010s millennial. Chuck Todd did this too to keep up with Paul Ryan
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LadySnowblood@_LadySnowblood_·
@l0ftzilla @dieworkwear This says "wonk" to me. Had it not been Jake's own stuff and just set dressing, I'd've said "wannabe wonk."
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derek guy@dieworkwear·
the aesthetics are incredible. cigars and crystal decanter with japanese whisky. black dress shirt, tight suit, two-toned double monks, and tie bar. arne jacobsen egg chair teamed with a studio backdrop with a car inexplicably inside the room. a 12 yr old's idea of masculinity
Gadget@Gadget440

🚨 All time classic Justin Waller cringe Justin brags to Michael Knowles about having "five girlfriends, G!" Michael asks him one question and breaks his brain...

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MI2TX
MI2TX@SpartanFourLife·
If you don’t know this Indiana State product, you either don’t know ball or have lived under a rock for 2 years.
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M@ShowMeZou·
Dennis Gates when it matters
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Jake Loft@l0ftzilla·
@dieworkwear I think the inside the beltway newsman cliche is just as bad. Many boring people think this is cool
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derek guy@dieworkwear·
@l0ftzilla i dont know if that's left wing, but as a matter of aesthetics, it seems normal to me. it's normal to plaster your living and work spaces with representations of your natural passions — here being tapper's interest in politics. it's unnatural to be a walking gender cliche
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derek guy@dieworkwear·
Just realized they crammed Knowles's set with a bunch of urban masculinity cliches, and then made Walsh's set the rustic counterpart. So instead of "Batman aesthetics," he has the fish, stone fireplace, and canoe-shaped-shelf with tiny old books. An example of gender performance
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