aly ❤️‍🔥

Airlines sending me "we're in this together" emails. When my suitcase was 52 pounds I was on my own.

The greatest dread you can feel as an adult is when you've been ignoring a problem or situation for a long time with the unspoken assumption It's Probably Fine, then all at once you are forced to look at it closely and you are gobsmacked by the True State of It.

no i don’t want your man. i’m not even sure why you want your man

About last night..✨🌙 Thank you John Galliano, @ZARA @TiffanyAndCo Robert Ramos, Eilynn Chapman @SabrinaAnnLynn @metmuseum @voguemagazine 📸 Kevin Mazur / Getty Images for The Met Museum/Vogue

Just once I think that a stand up comedian should be like “okay this next one’s a cover” and then do someone else’s bit word for word

@normal_jake_ unless it's Friends

I get a little scared when people actually know the names of television episodes

Recent unsolved mysteries in swiftie history

@BTS_PTDLV22 @vintageitonya It was $99 😂

@l1sh29 @vintageitonya I am curious how much was nosebleed for eras tour?

I’m sorry but these Olivia prices for London are insane. £100 for general standing or £360+ for a seated ticket? even the nosebleeds are £100+.

People are trying to overcorrect the medieval people were stupid myth by saying there’s no way they believed in fantastical creatures but like if you don’t have cameras and read about a horse with a horn in a factual encyclopedia you don’t have to be stupid to believe it

In light of people charging insane amounts for 1-2 hour arena tours so early in their career, what did everyone pay (FV only) for the eras tour? Mine: £180 (lower bowl, Edinburgh, great view) £130 (lower bowl, Vienna, cancelled but still, would've been similar view to above)

@mirrorball1397 $99 for ATL N3 nosebleeds, $400-ish for NOLA N3 lower bowl center

my hot take: from the waist up its really amazing. he should have worn a skirt.

@Becky_maroon2 I feel like she set the precedent to not have dynamic pricing and have tickets available for under $100 and other artists are just NOT doing that. It sucks. I’m sure many of them don’t have the power to decide that but it still sucks.

your honor my clients legs are nowhere near that long please recognize this limitation

Etsy does shit like this while still allowing cheap epoxy and plastic shit that’s going to clog the planet for centuries after anyone has any use for it. It’s a farce.

So popular they get articles written about places they didn't go to. 🤣

do you think sometimes celebrities who attend the met gala get given their clothes and stand in the mirror like this wondering if it’s too late to fire their stylist

yk what hell yeah

we really have to give taylor her flowers for having the cheapest tickets out of all the pop girls while putting on a 3.5 hour long show with insane production