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i think it's nice that the boys are taking sensible precautions during the pandemic

@pastoralcomical if you have to ask you can't afford them

does anyone have any good entry level purchases for someone just getting into buying things

dying is kind of like your driver's license expiring. you think about it a few times a year and then one day it's already happened.

Squirrels are 'vaping' e-cigarettes after mistaking fruity aromas for food trib.al/IvZIB0D

college bands strapping iphones to their instruments instead of those little cards of sheet music. maybe the least lindy thing i've ever seen.

@daveloach2 dine dong ditch

I bet restaurants hate the dining dash move

In Mario Kart Wii, crashing the game and activating the crash handler will eventually start playing back the contents of the Wii's RAM as sound. Since the data was never intended to be interpreted like this, it ends up sounding like experimental harsh noise music.

Korea Air got Brood War as an inflight entertainment option in case anyone was wondering

gutting. he was only supreme leader for like a week.

@GarlicCorgi thank you for your attention to this matter

Robert Muller just died. Good, I'm glad he's dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people! Poster Garlic CORGI

i feel like patty hearst and i would have hit it off...eventually

sicilian americans furious that they're called the akron zips

No son of mine is going viral. Not in this house.

@daveloach2 we're on golden path thanks to degrowth donald

Solving a future oil shortage by preemptively blowing up all the gas fields in the Middle East to force an immediate transition to renewables/degrowth. This is what I’m hoping for

@OneWordPowerful *ab10000 liked your photo*

Whyyyyyy are all these fgts following meeeeeeeee

(elbowing my friend) hey that's mr. show. you know, david show? worked with his brother bob show on that one program?

overheard a guy talking about how he nearly hit someone with his car: "if he *saw* that i was turning but still went anyway, then whose fault is *that*?" well i have great news for you buddy there's a kind of school where they teach you the answer to that question.

Mikey Madison says her favorite soup is lentil at the #Oscars

i hope the demons kill kpop.

degrowth donald

if you ever want to kill yourself, just imagine sean connery saying the word "suicide." it'll give you a nice chuckle and you probably won't want to die quite so much.